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A Dreamy Nightmare

One person's nightmare...

by innosently
Janet and Jane: Dreams

Those types of dreams are pretty scary for everyone, not just for the dreamer.

by chasing_stars44
Dreaming Turmaculus

Someone's in a bad mood!

Also by erianoillim

by saudadesdagripe

NeoPaper: Magical Gardening

It's the best kind of gardening!

by mbredboy31
What Babies Dream About...

Well, a lot of kids want to grow up?

Also by caileanmalfoy

by frenchtoasts

Dinner with the Scarlets: Cream Dream Scream

One pet’s dream is another pet’s nightmare.

by june_scarlet
The Solution

There has to be a way to figure this out

Also by coconut_rat

by waterbird333

Dinner Time

You'd never guess...

Also by bha288

by artemislknight

Sunny Side Up: Dreams

Ciebatta has a potentially lucrative dream.

by amarettoball
#LDN - Invasion

When the Master's away, the Twin will play.

by gorubeza
A Villians Worst Nightmare

Everyone has nightmares.

Also by spirochetes

by linnipooh

A Math Nightmare

Oops? Now that's poor timing

by virusus
Random Oddness

Anyone? Anyone?

by mistyqee
Now That's the Real Nightmare

What really wakes Imiya up...

by kentuckyfrychickenrl
It's Not Yooyu, It's Me.

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THESE?

by koshi24
 
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Behind the Crimes: An Interview With Nox



Matilda Crabapple from the Poison Pen coming to you live from a desolate mountaintop in the Haunted Woods. We're here today in search of the notoriously evil, and scheming Hubrid Nox to find out what devilish plans he has in store for us next. We caught up with his ghost near his gravestone, conspiring with other ghosts, a few aliens, some zombies, and several mutants. It looks like he might be planning something big, folks.



Other Stories


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Dreaming
“Ooh - Shiny!” Alisia pounced excitedly on the glinting object beside the footpath that had caught her eye. When she straightened up she was holding a bottle of blue sand.

by reiqua

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The Long Road
My family screamed for me when President Evergreen called my name: Melody Harvester.

by parody_ham

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Achieving Your Dreams
Achieving your dreams and goals can sometimes seem like an impossible task. Some take months or years, while others take a few weeks. Regardless of how large your dreams might be; this article can provide you with tips and tricks to help your dream become complete.

by gattacaa

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Labor Laws of Altador: Are Workers Protected?
The Altador Cup. What many consider a summertime staple, a wholesome event for the entire family to enjoy, actually harbor’s a dark secret few care to acknowledge. It happens in the open, where any can witness it. It may have happened while you were present in the room, right under your nose. It is a crime unparalleled in abhorrence and negligence.

by ironmermaidens

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Desert Requiem: Part Three
Sayidah considered herself well-travelled for her age, but her experiences were but a speck of sand in the desert compared to Khalid's. He and Jazan had spent most of the last two centuries exploring new lands, only returning to Sakhmet every twenty years to ascertain the availability of princesses. Khalid narrated some of the adventures they had gone through, some which sounded so incredible that Sayidah would not have believed them had it been anyone else telling the tale.

by kalnya

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Pigments and Figments: Part One
But it was no good. Clearly, IT had gotten him. IT, the thing he had talked about for months. IT, the thing that had haunted him for months. IT, the reason he had not had good sleep in months.

Also by flufflepuff

by rielcz




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