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Havering and the Temple of Horrors: Part One

Truly, he cared little for the value of the treasure, or the wealth it might, or might not bring him. His only reason for venturing to the nameless isle was to rid himself of the emptiness of his life...

by numbertwelve
The Five Sacred Stones of Geraptiku: Part One

What stumped the archaeologists, however, was what happened to the citizens of Geraptiku. They couldn't tell if they deserted the town, or if something killed them off...

by dan4884
Never Trust A Xweetok: Part One

A tall scarlet Eyrie with velvety feathers came up to her and asked, "Is this spot taken?"

by mischa_rox
 
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Grisly Gardens



Anyone who lives in these locations and has tried to grow a garden knows that things don't quite go as planned. Your fresh white tulips droop and begin to ooze goo, your expensive pond gets slimy, and your prize dwarf tree shrivels up into a gnarled stumpy thing. This doesn't even touch the prolific vines, spiky growths, and other things which go "snap" at you with pointy fangs that grow on their own accord...



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Invisible
As he waited for the right moment, he scratched his back uncomfortably. The costume was making him itch - he better hurry up so he could get it off ASAP...

by star_29791

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Starry Starry Night
As the breeze danced across the open sea, a once streamlined shape emerged from the depths. A circle of ripples skipped lightly away...

by doughnut215

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Jobs You Should Never Do
Trying to look at the classifieds of the Neopian Times trying to find a suitable job to support your Neopets with no luck? Well, here are some jobs you should NOT try to find simply because it will be pointless in the end...

by pikachu_tamer

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Twenty Terrifying Items of which to Beware
Do you and your pets enjoy taking frightening voyages into the Haunted Woods? Are you fascinated by terrifying items? Do you want to explode every time you come across a cute, cuddly Snowbunny? If so, then you have come to the right article...

by lassie_nikki

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Life With Virgos:2.0
Darn, again?!

by colormaster360

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The Average Neopian
OH EM GEE!

by boygirl333



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