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Issue: 261 | 13th day of Collecting, Y8 |
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Short Stories
![](//images.neopets.com/new_shopkeepers/939.gif) | Some Kind of Sandwich?I only had a limited
amount of time here, and I needed to see what Turmac Roll was. Was it some kind
of sandwich, perhaps?
by ishmalian42 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/261_hoban_maps.gif) | Remember The FallThe scream doesn't burst out of my mouth until
I hit the icy water. Then I slip under, the salty cold of the sea filling my
lungs and stinging my eyes...
by darkmaiden610 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/261_lucky_coin.gif) | The Lucky CoinThe coin's rim was
jagged and well worn; the front print was smudged ever so much so that the imprint
was unreadable. It was something she had never seen the likes of before...
by lemonlovingcutie | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/261_gelert_fairgrounds.gif) | The Hall of MirrorsNo one
is interested in a Hall of Mirrors. Why journey through a tent filled with mirrors
when stalls filled with exciting games are right next door? Naturally, the Hall
only gets a visitor once in a blue moon. Tonight the moon is a lovely shade of blue...
by dan4884 | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/defended/lupe_brown_right.gif) | The IslandThe brown Lupe knight truly detested ships; his stomach seemed to be completely
unable to keep up with the rest of his body with all the rocking, swaying and
tossing about that was inevitable when sailing on the ocean...
by nimras23 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/261_poppit.gif) | Petpet ProblemsI heard the low sound of
thunder in the distance. "Oh, no," I thought. "Here we go again." I sat on the
floor, still hugging Chip, hoping he hadn't felt it or heard it...
by nybanonpu | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/sad/grundo_mutant_baby.gif) | The Pains of Being an Avatar Pet"See that? He got that avatar 'cuz of me. That's an Island Quiggle avatar. My avatar." I was so obsessed with my avatar that my first word was, in fact, avatar. My world was turned upside down when my owner pounded me to a friend...
by kaisbff | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/sad/draik_island_baby.gif) | A Draik and Her Petpet"And let that be a lesson to you, Mr. Pant Devil!"
by jayandcourtneyk | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/261_shoyru_salesman.gif) | Jealousy: A Tale of Two Salesmen"Smitty,
Smitty, Smitty. There are some things, some situations in life that you must
accomplish by yourself. By yourself," she repeated for emphasis...
by firehazzard | ![](//images.neopets.com/new_shopkeepers/1344.gif) | An Unlikely BondAn undersized green baby Ixi was weeping, salty
tears pooling around her glossy ebony hooves. Not because she was saddened,
but because it was vital to get herself damp...
by alexandrabryn | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/werelupe_day_2005.gif) | Friday the 13th"GUESS WHAT DAY
IT IS! It's Friday the 13th! Let's tell scary stories and roast marshmallows
and-"
by fairiesrus5 | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/game_sophie.gif) | The Secret Life of Sophie the Swamp Witch"I can't
complete this spell without them! I'll just have to go into the Marketplace
and buy some. Oh, Meepits!"
by lindortruffle |
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Headlines "The Secret Life of Sophie the Swamp Witch" by lindortruffle "My, I haven't seen you around here in a while. Told me you didn't like being seen in public, you did, what with all your crazy fans and all. So, why are you here? Surely the great Sophie didn't just fancy a walk through the neighborhood, now did you?" Edna laughed harshly...
Other Stories
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Five Years of Food Club After my daily visit to Krawk Island to support my favorite Food Club pirate
(and hopefully collecting big winnings), I was lucky enough to get an interview
with him. Of course, he's none other than the only Scorchio pirate in Food Club,
The Tailhook Kid.
by blackcairn |
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Neodinery No one is taking the time to eat well and look after themselves
because they're too busy playing Yooyuball, exploring new continents, fighting
in the Battledome and gambling. When your schedule is so hectic, it's easy to
give up on nutrition and grab the nearest thing at hand.
by demonlightreal |
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Fire and Gold: Part Three "You know, I've never
seen a Faerie before. There's kind of a shortage of them in the Haunted Woods.
I guess they like it somewhere prettier..."
by silvormoon |
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