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A Typical Day In The Life Of An Enslaved Grundo

"T'KAR!!! I DO NOT PAY YOU TO LAZE AROUND!! REPORT TO THE BRIDGE – WITH MY SLIPPERS – IMMEDIATELY!!"

by greyskyline
Grundos, Rocks, and Other Things

He was loaded into the orange Grundo's slingshot, and suddenly found himself airborne. If he had had eyes, he would have closed them, very tightly.

by crazy_holly_ii
Long Nights

So with nowhere else to turn... I worked for Dr. Sloth. And sometimes... things just went wrong.

by child_dragon
The Ruby Chest

"I'm leaving today, Tunqar, with the crew. We're gonna explore Neopia. I've been looking forward to it for months, but now..."

by fluorescency
Space

When you walk into your younger sibling's room and find it replaced by something called "Mission Control", the only rational explanation is that you're still dreaming.

by randomsilliness
Worth a Thousand Words

She had no name. Nobody outside a cage spoke to her except Dr. Death and Rose.

by kittengriffin
Biography of a Villain: Dr. Frank Sloth

The line between villain and hero has never been so thin.

by thropp
A Cracked Bottle of Sand

No one would want to pick a plain old thing like me. No one cared for what I once held, or what I used to be.

by fluffylopbunny
The Magical Faellie

"I'm trying to create a potion for the 'make your own potion' contest. It has to be original, and I'm not allowed to look at any spell or magical potion books..."

by luna4400
 
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"Grundos, Rocks, and Other Things" by crazy_holly_ii
The orange Grundo of Spacerocked! looked at his missiles. Two rocks, that was fine, but instead of a third rock, like any self-respecting sling-shooter would need, he had... a book. A book wasn't going to go very far, but at least it was better than an empty Neocola can. The Grundo sighed...




Other Stories


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Dr. Frank Sloth: An Interview
Don't run and hide, little minion, I have a story to tell about Neopian Domination V2010.

by xilimirg

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The Neocola Conspiracy
Now with 100% more items of doom!

by dandelioncupcake

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Yuletide Witches: Part Four
The Baby Yurble giggled at the sight of Edna. "The Shoyru sapped him of all his powers; he's been left as nothing more than an infant," Chestnut explained.

by herdygerdy

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Above The Ashes: Part Five
"You do have a choice! I told you, I'm already feeling better. I don't need you to avenge me!"

Also by imogenweasley. Art by imogenweasley.

by dan4884


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Follow Your Dreams!
Everyone should follow their dreams! Right...?

Art by abigail_78

by xox_cloud_xox


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Neonisms: Just Sumo Me
So, you think you're the toughest ever to set foot in the Battledome?

by moonlightfear



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