Purple everywhere, glowing orbs and loud cheers signify that it is Fyora Day. The great Faerie herself is still in her tower, fast asleep as the sun rises over Neopia. Many stories have been told about her, and she has been interviewed quite a few times...

What does Fyora keep in there? Well, we all know what; useless dolls that cost millions, some boring old paint brushes, and weapons made of the finest materials: asparagus and dung. Yes, we would all just love to snatch just one of these rare items up for ourselves, but how?...

The result of reading this article may bring on nightmares in the night, and haunt you during the day. It's that awful. But then again, sometimes it's best to be forewarned about some of these things, so you don't do them yourself. So, read on! Read on! Unless you chickened out...