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	Go From Blah... to Wow! A Guide To Personalities It’s a guide to make your pet seem like it’s the most brilliant one ever! Even if it’s not painted Maraquan. by cluttered
	Neopets TCG 102: Deck Building on a Budget If you’ve bought the starter set and have begun to look at options for expanding your decks, one thing becomes clear: this can become a very expensive hobby. But it doesn’t have to be! by neopian_queen_liana
	Say "Argh!" You are due for a medical check-up at the Neopian Hospital. Please be prompt. by tambourine_chimp
	One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato... Today I have traveled to Meri Acres farm, in the ever so popular Meridell to interview Alton Moughbry, better known as the Potato Counter Guy. You will be shocked and amazed at his deepest and innermost thoughts. by flutterbyegrl
	No More Peanut Butter and Too Many Door Jams: Neopian Population Well, I’m back looking as pretty as ever! Anyway, here are the statistics. These statistics show the yearly increase in the number of owners in Neopia... by hermione32606
	Neopets TCG: Return of Dr. Sloth This expansion introduces some exciting new twists, whether it be discarding Neopets in play, discarding cards from your opponent's hand, or even discarding points from your opponent's bank! by slickninja
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	What to do AFTER getting the Packrat Avvy Mission: Try and eliminate 3/4 or so of the 1,200+ pieces of random junk accumulated while earning the "Packrat Avvy (here on out known as PRA)" by enigma97
	How To Deal With Faerie Obsessing Syndrome Where does one go for help when they have an obsession? I guess it depends on the obsession, but if you are obsessed with faeries, as much as I am, then you should join my group... by pippin_fan15
	Your Own Special Place in Neopia Perhaps you’ve already found your niche in Neopia. Or maybe you haven’t... by shadowcristal
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	50 Uses For A Copy Of The Neopian Times I bet every week you wait outside the news stand to get your hands (or paws) on a copy of the Neopian Times. You read it. Now what? What can you do with it after you have read it? by kougra_cool167
	A Neopian Christmas Everyone knows that it can be quite a challenge to make sure everything is ready for whatever December holiday you‘re celebrating in real life. But it can also be loads of fun to have a Neopian Christmas! by midnight_millenia
	Ask Sloth Finale: The Doctor is Out! World Domination is like chocolate, it just gets too much after a while. by plushieowner

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Neopia's National Vegetable?

Have you ever gone to a page on Neopets and asked yourself, “What’s with all the asparagus?”? Well, it has happened to all of us. When I first started on this site, I came across a neopoll that asked me what I would want to hear more about. The answers ranged from Jeran and Lisha to faeries to, you guessed it! Asparagus...

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