Articles

	Ten Things We Don't Know About Cap'n Threelegs His secrets unveiled. by kylacz
	A History of Neopian Proverbs All school and no play makes Sally a dull Usul. by autotune
	Life Without Toilet Paper? It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with! by indulgences
	Shopkeeping: Neopian-Style Have you ever wondered why they became shopkeepers? by ponytail135
	Popularity Is Just a Word What about those pets at the bottom who can be created at any time and simply... aren't? by mercyofthefallen
	MumboGrundo's Personal Guide to the Neocola Machine Assuming that you have not been put off by the possibility of a DOOM-laden event, you will need to put a Neocola Token into the Neocola Machine in order to use it. by carrotopian
	Ten Tips That Will Make Your Pets Love You! In this article are ten tips that will make your Neopet love you! by andrewthebestes
	Orange-Tastic Oranges are tangy, delicious and, quote, 'bursting with vitamin C.' What's not to love about them? by madkgoser
	A Guide to Help You Roll Your Dice of Destiny Any fans of dice games will surely be delighted as this game has put a twist on most dice games you're used to playing! by facetiousmind

Search the Neopian Times

Headlines

Your Dice of Destiny

First, you are given the choice to roll either one die or two dice. After your roll, depending on the sum of numbers shown on your die or dice, you will need to choose a lever or levers numbered from 1 – 9 in order to move on and roll your next dice. For example, if you roll only one die and get a 3, you have two options for the levers.You could either click on the number 3 or the numbers 1 and 2...

Other Stories

---------

Letting Go
"Babolino thinks you should take a break. That you should sit out of this year's Cup."

by o_liveandlearn_o

---------

How the Robot Learned Love
He was a very efficient bodyguard; it was his primary directive.

by doeful

---------

Molly - Back to The Box: Part Four
"Sorry to bother you, but have you seen a lonely faerie meowclops anywhere?"

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

---------

The Adventures of Lucy: Part Three
"This is Geneva. We just met her while we were waiting for you. She checked in a little bit ago."

by majikel

---------

...and he changes color to...
...that's not what the purpose of an ant farm is, Lucas.

by axel_roxastoo

---------

Fuzzeh Logic
Chocolate pets don't have it as tough as you think.

by jackjack1234

Submit your stories, articles, and comics using the new submission form.