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Issue: 345 | 30th day of Hunting, Y10

Comics

	Just Crazy Can you not see my artistic genius?!?! by empoleon07
	The Class of '08 Part Ten I know! I know! by _dead_meat_x_
	What Not To Eat Even when you're hungry... some things just aren't meant to be in your mouth. Concept by fulerer by taz_241590
	All Because of a Cookie Ever wondered why Dr. Frank Sloth and the Space Faerie are arch enemies? Well, it all began when they were little... by iiteru
	The Bad Part About Being a Fire Peophin deep breath by scarvogue
	Cyntia & Mac See what happens if you're too greedy and chocolate painted.. by super_princess_peach
	Medical Tree: Glowing Jelly Warning: Consuming glowing jelly may be potentially dangerous for your health. by leetmango
	Why Can't I Have Nice Things? Now if only I could use the Lost Desert Paintbrush... by ginseytea
	Restocking - Tip One: Stay Alert! Not yet. by jellybeanott
	.Blue. Good ol' fishing vortex... by wortwortwort
	Gummi Needs A Hobby - Pt 2 The tiny details are amazing. Also by arethd by silverskink
	Hesitantly Potential Fabric softener + Pteri = ? by kitty_kat3035
	Shouldn't He Dissolve? But how?! by nancy_drew_obsessed
	Baneful Birds (Gelert Style) Wonder where that Pile of Bones is? The one you put on your Gelert? Here's your answer! by snowickle_111
	Shoyru Adventures: Battledomers! Part 1 A good set of weapons is always costly... by lawrence_189
	Please, Stop Using Babaa Wool Babaas look sweet... but can be evil too. ;-) by cindy_girl1987
	Light House Life (shocking issue) Believe it or not: Rini actually learned something. by louishooper
	Hot Air Rises, Gold Air Sinks ...look out below! :D by natasha_nguyen
	Apple Dumplings That was nice, but I am still hungry. by doopingla
	Who said I was sweet? And he never went back again... by icesmith
	Inflation Buying a Meowclops? Think again. by footiestar4eva
	Poor Parlax 1 You too? by fwipinator
	Neopian Nonsense - Stinky Business Welcome to the NC Mall! by ilovehyrule
	Warped! Now with more shine! by naekiri
	SparrowHawk's Days Fishing Pains. I'm sure this happens to most of us. by dragonslore_ii
	Maya & Minki - A Helping Hand What a great thing to do... with not so great results! :o by manisha_3_3
	The Valley of Spam Oohh how cute. by chichikokoyamma
	Tuskaninny Predicament Starring: That Tuskaninny from Cliffhanger. by periodicage
	Jealous Much? Yes, your Usuki dolls are ALIVE! Bwahaha! by toffeedatepudding
	It's a Lupe's Life So Hungry! by untitled_note
	Neopian Shorts - sigh I don't think you quite understand what I mean... by kitokat_mh
	Moments of Insanity Now what about... by paopu_fruit134

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"The New Kid" by geneames1 and summerschilde
"It's always this way with the new students, isn't it? I guess it must be tough being new and all, so I'll just call you Noob, okay? It's nice to have a nickname people can remember you by. Just go straight down the hall, Noob, and it's the third door on the left; do you think you can..."

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Sold Out For A Prize
There was another rumble and flash of light...

by lonnikins

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The Chia That Couldn't Wear a Hat Anymore
A good hat makes everything fall into place. Trenkil had enough hats to wear a different one every day of the year...

by almighty_kyra

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The Sibling's Guide to Taking Villains Lightly
There is hope. Stop the villainy before it escalates.

by daddysbookbutterfly

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The Truth About Scarblade's Socks
Go look for yourself. They're right there. I didn't believe it myself at first. I sat there staring for a few moments.

by squareular

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The Darkest One - Book 1: Bringer of Night - Part Two
The Christmas Bori nodded and ducked behind a stalagmite. Blam! The Bringer burst through the opposite wall and bellowed...

by amwolford

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Neovision Superstar: Part Four
"I'm here to audition for the 'Neopian Chronicles,'" I told him, trying not to show how nervous I was. I'm pretty sure my shaking voice gave it away, though...

by sunsetneversetting

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