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	Unwanted Invitees Um, how exactly did you get put on the invite list? by likelife96
	Baelia's Burdens #3 Anyone would feel left out in her position. Also by alexipharmic by certifiabletrash
	Fortune Gone Wrong Well, at least he's accurate. Also by basilio42 by iluminescent
	Eclectic Antics: Winter We all have that one friend. Also by parody_ham by amarettoball
	Life As A Kad: Sleeping Kads so as Kads want. by anniversarium
	Meteor Crash Site 725-XZ I'm gonna poke it with a stick. Also by spooky_pie by ketchup547
	A Thief's Life - Eyebrows Biyakos. So majestic. by yoshisislandbandit
	Desert Island Doldrums Also by jellybeanott by whitefriar
	Fair Weather You can't fit. by willowraynelake
	Yummy Finally! by lincolnpark_
	Petpet Show Off Well, that's interesting... Also by erianoillim by saudadesdagripe
	Why Kads Pend Forever Also by murillion by shadowlugia_92
	Count Von Roo's Deadly Hour It's all starting to make sense. Also by azusa_k by brooklyn3223
	Random Oddness No no, she meant the green red dress. by mistyqee
	The Art Board No time to spare here. by berdor

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If you love the Neopian Times as much as we do, then you have considered throwing a party for no reason other than to celebrate it! If that’s the case, then we would absolutely love to aid you in your endeavor. As natural-born party planners (see: How to Throw The Perfect Birthday Bash), our primary goal is to ensure your celebration goes flawlessly. You should begin by composing a guest list. In addition to your neofriends and favorite Neopian Times contributors, you may wish to issue invitations to famous Neopians, such as Rico and Dark Lord. They might not necessarily make an appearance, but you never know; they might surprise you!

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Mystery Island Traveller's Diary
Oh what a beautiful day! Gone are the dreary clouds and bone-chilling humidity of Shenkuu’s late spring, and arrived are the hot sun and blue skies of Mystery Island. The airship ride from Shenkuu to a small island off the coast of Moltara, and the subsequent boat ride to Mystery Island, was very enjoyable. As we lost elevation, the damp air dried and the clouds dissipated, paving the way for sun, sun, and more sun!

by mucka33

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Usuki Singing Stars #31: Lola Minds Her Manners
“Nope,” said Lola. Her smile widened. “Ms. Butterworth has invited me to an elegant dinner at Kelp! She’s taking me because she’s been so proud of my Neoschool grades.” Patricia and Sparkles sighed enviously. Kelp was the fanciest restaurant in all of Neopia! Located in Maraqua, the restaurant had a reputation for serving the most exquisite entrees, the delicate china plates in the dining room and being one of the few places in Neopia where Neopians could dress up in their best clothes and jewellery.

by downrightdude

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A Dearth Of Dung?
Here is a list of all the dung wearables that the players are hoping for in the future. The quirk about this list is, these items already exist, albeit not in wearable form! Will you turn these items into wearables, dear TNT? Let's cross our fingers that they someday will!<

by indulgences

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An Overly-Complicated Analysis of the Slushie Shop
Your complex guide to Happy Valley's Slushie Shop

by pep364

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The Adventures of Trina: The Glass Key: Part Three
Cassie frowned. “She didn’t show up for class today. Is she sick?”

“Can’t be—she was fine yesterday. More than fine, actually. I’ve never seen her so happy, not since…” she dropped to a whisper, “well, when we joined the pirates.”

by ummagine3284

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Janet and Jane: The Case of the New Addition: Part Two
"What?" James asked. His eyes grew to the size of saucers. "Already? I literally just got here!"

"Don't worry, James. You'll do fine," Jane comforted. "Vandalism cases are usually pretty easy to solve, so it's the perfect case to start you off with."

by chasing_stars44

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