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Issue: 217 | 18th day of Storing, Y7

Comics

	Faerie Tales: part 3 One girl's trash is another one's treasure... by lotticat
	Squirrilia's Pages: Tickler Troubles Something Has Happened! by accasperberry3
	BitOut Mmm... candy... by meowr
	Curtain Call Opening Night! Sets, speeches, and snakey stage-hands... by kyuukon
	Chaz And Crackers True story... Blub blub. by kaibyn
	Korbat Comedy I think you need to spend less time on the Neoboards... by kougra__master
	No n00bs is good n00bs Hurry, quick! by summerschilde
	Qnde & Szoo: Walking Book Wow... Joy... Another book to catch... by shubi5
	Island Babe: Pressure OK. I'm ready for it. by syas82301
	The Pounded What are you in for? Written by huntshaven02 by richnangela005
	Sanity Obsolete Good news, everyone! Art by 13blackdragons by evanescent_pudding
	Chiadventures: the Trouble with Being Thornberry Oh no! by zelda2222
	The (Mis)Adventures of Gore Fashion faux pas... by chivo
	The Neo397s So exciting!! by isaiahdjkim
	I just live here.... The only sane one... by pinto_girl828
	Neopian Randomness To reply or not to reply, that it the question. What??? by libbaelo
	Legends of Neopia Ghost pirates! Ice skeletons! Oh my. What is Hannah up to now?? by iriswind
	BlaBBers Sticks are not just for hitting Mr.Turmy! o,o by kuruu_6
	NeoComp C.S. is at it again... by chibikatza
	Koijuro & Slorgday Koijuro is celebrating Slorgday! He just bought something nice for his Slorg. :P by newcomix
	VERY Random Events: Our Family Photo Ever tried taking a Neopian family photo? It's not pretty... by the_panther17
	Quinsen Skeith's and their Skeith breaths. Hmm. Smelleh! by sieges
	Rejected Reality I'm NOT addicted to the lab ray... by refira
	Not Just Another Neopet: Happy Valley Events Winter Random Event!! by everybody_say_moo
	Blast From The Past! I had the oddest dream... by velveteen
	Nyah~! #5: Dance Moves The Pant Devil attacks! by ae0nsoul
	Hagan's Heroics I think Meridell should be fine... Also by confuzerated by sunset_rose285
	Who's Speech Bubble is it Anyways? NEVER stare directly at the... Moon? by bananas11113
	The Unusuals Look at him, dancing with his little Tenna... by x_xkodiskux_x
	Splodge Doughnutfruit..... by scribble
	When Paintbrushes Create Egos Royal princesses....sheesh!! O____x;; by xoxo_card

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Guide to Galleries

Before you even think about making your gallery, think of a theme. Be original - not just plushies or anything common. And if you don't have too much money, one that's relatively cheap to do, too. If you can't think of anything, do an unusual combination - keychains & omelettes, for example...

Other Stories

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Water Wings
I, ShootingStar918, a yellow Kacheek, was just barely 3 months old. And I was going swimming for the first time...

by sweettartlucy

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Link to the Keys
The Shadow Zafara watched enviously as her elder sister, a Royal Cybunny pressed the piano keys, her fingers skipping across the white and black and her foot tapping in rhythm...

by digital_microwave

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A Note from Dr. Sloth: How to Ruin Neopia's Economy
The following is a list of things you could do to completely ruin the lives of all Neopians. Strike them at their heart: their economy!

by spiky325

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Neopian Foods that You Should Know
Throughout Neopia are strange foods, exotic foods, tasty foods, and rather disgusting foods...

by gustking15

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A Cobrall Tale: Part Two
Ophion looked back at the other Cobralls. "This looks like the place. Anybody have any questions before we enter?"

by fleecer

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Absolute Reality: Part Three
"Awesome," Theo whispered, staring at the place the monster had stood just a minute ago. "I could never do that..."

by shadowcristal

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