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Issue: 223 | 13th day of Sleeping, Y8

Comics

	Are You Pulling My Leg? Read the warning label before you paint your pets... by liquiddragonn
	Sibling Rivalry But chasing your tail is so much fun! by evilpuppyangel
	Inarticulation Man, I love the winter! by chokatocherry
	Qnde & Szoo: Neohome That's why we live in Tyrannia... by shubi5
	Another Comic With A Witty Title As if one of the two wasn't enough... by anubisgirl_13
	Anyway Timing the Snowager... by wolfendusk
	One Neopian's Disaster, Another Neopian's Adventure Always leave your eyes open while sledding. by yathenamesraven
	Solo Time La la la la la!!! Also by kuruu_6 by hello5346
	Neopups Who's your target? by wicked_dragonite
	Meridellian Mayhem - Villain Census Featuring The Three! by ikkin_with_attitude
	What a Waste! Featuring Caviar_Dreams & Champagne_Wishes. by neoprincess_812
	Evil Feepit #2 The new arrival is taking the book title a bit too literally… by fmoura_98
	Brightvale Blunders Maybe you should be more specific next time... by scubadive5
	Utterly Random Note to self... by arornedhel
	Raise a Paw How was I supposed to know it wasn't a cookie? by buddylovegal
	Unlimited Based on a true story. by iluvdrawing
	Into The Fire I'll be taking over the comic today. by crystallus
	Notions and Nonsense: Practical Joke That was NOT a nice thing you did! Written by patjade by sillygirl_543
	The Last Laugh Be careful who you laugh at... Art by jjjellybean121 by eliza_clare
	neorandomosity Who said two heads are better than one?!?! by linnipooh
	Almost Normal Tea parties are the height of sophistication. by _leraje_
	And the Winner of Best Toy in Neopia is... You know that a rubber duck is the only temptation great enough to coax a shy Neopet into the tub! by ensoul77
	Problems of the Chocolate Factory Too late... by _snozzwanger_
	Lupe Life Yahoo! by nr1sniper
	Finny's Corner Decisions, decisions... by divisible_by_zero
	Shop Troubles Something Has Happened.... not again!!! by zefiex
	Journeys of Meridell I take it back... by prismfire
	Dreams Don't Always Come True... Make sure you eat plenty of dinner before going to bed! by _janet88
	Random Stories - Disadvantages of a Pink Lenny Maybe you should think again about painting your Lenny pink... by karatehuendchen
	No Name #1 Some messy person... T_T by powerpuffjk
	My Life as a Strawberry D: by ninavogel
	A Little Bit Sketchy Maybe someone else will read it... by freshjade
	How Did Sid Get Here? Ever wondered why you can't get the Sid Avatar? by lovy_lisa

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"The Battle Faerie's Quest" by scitzofritz47
Aloria watched carefully as two Battledome Neopets fought. Brushing a thick strand of hair out of her eyes, Aloria turned away as the battle ended. Many Neopets and their masters or mistresses were filing out of the Battledome, talking endlessly about how terrific that battle was...

Other Stories

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Sister, Could You Spare a Care?
I had every right to yell at her. She used that… thing… to turn me into a girl!

by feliscata

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Evil Death
"Mr. Thade, sir?" the Gelert squeaked. "I have a riddle for you, Mr. Thade."

by dragoncatcher_sammy

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Chia Bomber II: a Real Blast!
As far and wide as you go from the Jungle to the Plateau, you just won't find another game as full of blasting fun as Chia Bomber II!

by lili483

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FCR: The Vehicles
Everything you wanted to know about FCR's faerie vehicles! *pause* You were supposed to gasp in shock!

by heartzanddreamz

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Shadowchild: Part Nine
I still didn't wholly understand his connection to me. Why had he been created to be mindless? Why could his aura disorient the Roads?

by sara_mossflower

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Hubrid's Attempted Hero Heist: Part Seven
Deep in Hubrid Nox's mountain fortress, as Jeran dangled above it, Kass flailed against flitting shadows that whispered to him...

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by ikkin_with_attitude

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