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 | The Legacy of the Black Pawkeet: Part SixI let out another sob before slowly pulling myself to my feet. Every movement sent pain shooting through my back, but I had to get home. I staggered home as quickly as I could, which wasn’t quickly at all. Also by Medit92
by teamchao466 |  | The Warrior Princess: The Coronation: Part ThreeCole watched as Terrence left. Clarity looked upset, but said, ”Mara is back and she’s coming for me. I’m going to leave so she’ll follow me away from the kingdom.” Cole began to panic because he needed his sister for his plan to work. Cole shook his head. ”No. It can’t be true."
by purplbrooke |  | The Gallant Return of Kathryn and Tobin: Part ThreeTobin's ears twitched as he looked up from his camera to the guide. Before I could stop him, he pushed his way forward until he stood at the front of the crowd and addressed them. “That's wrong,” he said.
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by winterdreary |  | After ACX: Part TwoPart Two - Faerie The Faerie Yooyu rolled around the Faerie pen impatiently. So far, there had been nine Yooyus called up to the pitch, and not one of them had been Faerie. Come on, he thought, moving restlessly back and forth. Also by lil_em06
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Headlines "Mission KatFL" by theschizophrenicpunk OPEN: KSSMO history files
OPEN: file no. 23-543-12, file name: mission records
OPEN: subfile no. 12, subfile name: closed missions
OPEN: file no. 355222, mission name: KatFL, mission status: FAILED
VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222
VIEW: read-only, mission no. 355222, subfile C: description of the failed mission KatFL, taken via dictation, ver batim, from those involved
BEGIN TRANSMISSION:
Wally Katt (Director, KatFL Mission. Species: Wocky. Colour: Blue. Gender: Male.): I still don’t exactly know why everyone elected me as director. I ran as a joke. They said I was “qualified” because I’d led a similar mission via simulation run in some stupid spacecraft outside of Kreludor that only three people knew about, and that was supposed to require some level of Brain Tree-esque genius to complete – and my team survived. Which is just dumb.
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