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Issue: 957 | 1st day of Eating, Y24 |
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 | The Return of Destiny"Nice to see you again, dear reader. I mean, I, The Storyteller of this story, would be nothing without you. Thanks for caring about what I have to say. Especially for this magnificent story that I have rescued from the confines of Neopia." collab with sportsagain and noelia_pets
by venused |  | Lost OriginsThis is the story of Haileyyyyyy the Island Uni and Iron_Flipper the Island Bruce
by fuzzballjesse |  | Nyx the Captain of the GuardA Gelert finds help in an unlikely place
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"Celebrations for All: Doc’s Hybrid Holiday Proposal" by homsar_eggplant
A meeting room is lost in a tense silence. The faint hum of lights feels more akin to several bombastic trumpets. At the head of the board table, a purple Grarrl in the finest of Neopian Central formalwear is finding himself going back and forth between two small towelettes, as if to wipe away sweat. Investors, financial advisors and research analysts fidget with briefcases, papers and whatever else they can get ahold of.
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 O Lupesomem Brasileiro (Portuguese)
"A consequência de toda essa história foi a punição de Licaon, que foi transformado em um Lupe – com pelos amarronzados, olhos esverdeados como a pedra preciosa Jade, e garras afiadas como navalhas – capazes de cortar até mesmo o mais forte dos materiais."
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 Twelve Neopian Holidays
"You see, when TNT was... doing whatever it is they do behind the scenes, something went wrong. Somehow, all the holidays ended up on one day! So today, we celebrate every holiday at once."
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 Oh no.
When your eyes are bigger than your stomach...
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