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Your questions answered!


Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.


Quote of the Week


"You can let your true emotion get to you, and you can end up like Dr. Sloth, or you can bury that evil under layers of goodness."


Neopoint EATERS



These evil games are intent on taking your well-earned Neopoints. Why? What have we ever done to the owners of these disgusting games? I don’t know, but I DO know that the Neopoint Eaters steal Neopoints from you… or else they trick you into wasting your NP on your own...

Back to Basics



Neopets TCG is a fast moving game, and with the right cards, it’s possible to win even on your fourth or fifth turn! With a simple deck of little more than common bank fours and a few well-chosen Equipments, even a beginner can win this game...

Ten Golden Rules


So, you dare to play NQII. You dare to go head-to-head with evil monsters, scary villains, and huge red Draiks wanting Faerieland domination, eh? Well, you came to the right game. But… [Drumroll, please] …WILL YOU SURVIVE?

Other Stories
"Dining with Skarl" by kushbi
When the first rays of the morning sun lit the sky, a messenger bearing a command from King Skarl arrived at the most famous house in the land...

"Cherry Tree" by illusen346
"Hey Cherry Tree," he said jokingly. He always called her this when she needed cheering up. But today, it wasn't working. "Lighten up. It's just a dumb doll...

"The Dream of a Kitchen Boy" by ssjelitegirl
The curious eyes belonged to Joey, a young Gelert who worked in the restaurant's kitchen. He had always wanted to become a pirate...


Unlocking the Code


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Great stories!


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The Pet Patrol Revolution - lamameeah
lamalamalamalama...

by neo_tomi

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Warf Rescue Team: The Warf That Could
It was a busy spring day -- one of my least favorite seasons, mainly because the Kadoaties wander around outside without their foolish master's supervision, and get themselves stuck in a tree. And that's where the Warf Rescue Team comes in.

by 3dcourtney12044

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The Misadventures of a Pink Lenny Blindfold Mowing
Sorry, didn't see you.

Drawn by jerk_head

by immortalmina


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Prophecy of the Equinox: Part Two
It had been almost ten years since the capture of his sister's egg and the brutal attack of his parents. Though he had been young at the time, Astrovia had helped to care for the tiny blue gemlike shell, polishing it with his breath, humming softly to the stirring life within...

by laurelinden

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Then There Were Six: Part One
"That's the thanks you get for saving the world," the fire faerie yawned. Although she had been the Betrayer of the ancient Prophecy of Four, she still did get fan mails. Way too many.

by jade_steel



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