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Issue: 451 | 9th day of Swimming, Y12 |
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 | Your questions answered! Read the answers to the most commonly asked Neopets questions this week in the Editorial section. Each week the most popular questions will be answered by one of the creators of Neopets, so keep checking back to stay updated.
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Quote of the Week
"If you absolutely must know, she attempted to strangle me. With," he finished a little lamely, "my cravat."
How to Be Just Slightly Too Late for Issue 450
Oh dear. It seems another year has gone by, and you just weren't able to write the perfect article in time for a landmark issue of the Neopian Times. If you're an avatar collector, this is probably horrible news. I can relate to the feeling. |
Problem with Baby Pets
Caring for baby pets can be a problem. It is still very much worthwhile -- just look at their widdle faces, aaaawwww -- but it isn't all sunshine and rainbows, I can tell you. I know some among you will laugh derisively at this statement, especially those of you in possession of a magma pet that sets fire to your Neohome just by walking in the door. |
 | Fine Food Reviews: The Golden D
This fine restaurant on the Krawk Island coast has some of the best cuisine available in the area. The well-maintained ship offers an excellent view of the sea. Pop your head out a porthole, breathe in the salty breeze, and enjoy a wide variety of delicacies. |
 | Aquatic Petpets Rock! This week's issue is brought to you by: The Rock Pool |
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The Last Barishin Ishanti looked at the vast, seemingly endless desert that lay ahead of her as she looked out of her window while getting ready for what she would be up against in a few hours.
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Tatterwings: Part Four The seven travellers soon found that they couldn't keep up the pace that they had originally set. Bruno didn't appear at all tired, but finally, when even Rafe was drooping, Ioni said, "We can't go on like this... we need to slow down."
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Luring Visitors Kaylacakes was obsessed with Kreludor. She read every book about it she could find and made beautiful drawings of it.
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