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 Slorg Care Made Easy
Slorgs have serious allergic reactions to salt. That's why it's important to keep salt away from their bodies, but it's also important to keep salt out of their inner bodies, too. NEVER salt a Slorg's food!
by hylakisweetheart |
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 The Annual Conference of Evil
I'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year.
by eriskigal |
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