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 | A Handy Guide to Getting Rich the Slow WayMany guides found around the internet tell you how to get rich quickly, but how many will tell you how to do it slowly?
by master_1_jedi |  | Conquering Qwerty: a Typing Terror GuideBut after a few tries I realized that typing fast wasn’t the only
skill you needed to be good at this game. At the end of each round, bonus points
are awarded for how accurate you are for that particular level.
by incheesuswetrust |  | Leaving Your Mark on the NeoboardsSo if you want to dress your posts to impress, all you have to do is
follow this simple guide for finding the signature that suits your unique style!
by sum41girl2k |  | ...and *Pop* Go the Balls!No, not icky Zurroball or boring old
Gormball, I'm talking about the *sort of* new and better game, Frumball!!! The
one that might resemble Korbat's Lab to you at first, but don't fear, it's better
than that as well! ;)
by krysym |  | 10 Recipes for Hidden Tower ItemsFor less than 3500 NP, you
will be able to make any one of ten Hidden Tower items, all by yourself! Simply
follow these instructions, and your pets will be Battledome masters in no time!
by medanteth |  | What Did You Say? Languages of NeopiaThis handy pocket sized guide is intended to help you learn the basics of
many indigenous languages by examining each world separately.
by horserider12302 |  | The RevengeBut the truth? It probably does stop Scarblade
from attacking our beloved Maraqua further...
by peacenjoy58 |  | Music and Mystery - the Truth Behind Those PianosBut we’ve all asked
ourselves questions about them: When are they going? Where did they get all
their stuff from?
by laydeezam |  | The Ultimate Guide to Girl UnisGirl Unis are VERY picky about what they eat (I’ll explain later). You have
to know what they like to eat, and what they do not like to eat.
by unicorngirl383 |  | Mastering Hasee BounceYou’ve got a time limit! You didn’t think you could just
keep those Hasees bouncing forever, did you?
by nut862 |  | Investigation on Roo Island: Dice-A-RooHow MANY annoying Roo minions have bounced around
you, taunting you with phrases like ‘Tra la la’, ‘191273 is such a lot of Neopoints!’,
and ‘I’m hungry!’ ???
by deldrimmor |  | How to Make Your Neopets Look Like They Got PaintedTip # 5: If you want to make your pet look like it’s been painted with the
Snow Paint brush, play in the snow all day with your Neopet. When you come inside
you will have a snow covered Neopet.
by soccergirl1017 |  | The Pants DanceA unique, step-by-step guide on how to effectively taunt the Pant Devil.
by infernal_kitty |
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"Look at this." The dark room was quiet and still, save one tall silhouetted figure pacing back and forth. His head tilted down, hands limp at his sides, he stood at one side of the room for a while, then quickly turned on one heel to face his shadowy audience. "Look at this place! The Virtupets Space Station, huh...?"
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 Wings of Gold
She was a much respected figure in Faerieland,
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 All in a Day, Er, Night's Work
He dropped the bag on the ground, and crawled
toward the nearest skylight. He was certain that the street below was empty,
as well as the shop, but still, it paid to be careful...
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 The Rainbow Pearl: Part Two
The Faerie Draikess resumed her post on the blankets
as Ariadne looked back at the island. She could pick out some boats coming towards
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