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	Sticky, Sweet, Controversial: Jelly What's better than sticky, scrumptious Jelly? by danceswithpampers
	Top Ten Money Tree Treasures What to look for in the midst of all the chaos. by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	In Other News: More Changes in Neopia Following on from our last report, new data has emerged from the DC-Height-Monitor crew showing that Darigan Citadel will not collide with Virtupets... by yippo_yippee
	The Ins and Outs of Premium 'Charter', 'SSH', and 'SSW'. What could all of those mean? Well, wonder no more, because I'm here to tell you all about the ins and outs of Premium! by lizziem21
	Omelette and Jelly - Enough's Enough! There's a better way to feed your pet, and it doesn't have to be expensive. Other free food is around... by sarahsmithies
	How to Celebrate Your Neopet's Special Day Make sure you know well in advance when all your pets' species days are coming up. by petulapig
	Clean Your World: Discard or Donate? When you know an item is absolutely, positively worthless because you've looked up the price before using the Shop Wizard, or you've collected seven-hundred fifty-seven dozen of them yourself, from now on, I, and so many Neopians out there would love it if you selected "Discard." by vyddendarkblade
	The Philosophy of Study: Neopia's Top Ten Books Books offer a lot of information, adventure, and comedy, too! So I'll name off some of my favorite books to study, and I'm sure you'll enjoy them, too! by redblocks
	Guild Advertising Advice Sensible Copy and Paste, Conversation, and Courtesy are key. by dylanreborn
	Hug a Mutant Chia Neopia is in a dire situation. Dire. by yellowsugardog
	A Guide To Snow Roller You take the place of a small furry minion sent out by the Snow Beast himself, due to the fact that the Snow Beast wants revenge on the residents of Terror Mountain... by newmoon653

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Lucie, the main character of Usuki Frenzy, has a dilemma. The main page for Usuki Frenzy explains that "A young Cybunny named Lucie was about to leave for a vacation with her parents when she realised that she'd forgotten to pack a few crucial items - her Usuki doll sets! How will she spend those long hours of travel without them?" Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need to dissect this, because this is just clearly laced with... problems.

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