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Neopian Nibbles: Krawk Island's Golden Dubloon!

Ahoy Neopian Times Readers! Food critics and first mates Riss (riss_chan) and Sammy (ciarza) have returned this week to review Krawk Island’s most famous restaurant, The Golden Dubloon! collaboration with ciarza

by riss_chan
Choosing a Petpet to match your lifestyle

How to choose the right Petpet for your lifestyle!

by ratty170170
Games to Challenge Neopia’s Wordsmiths

Do you fancy yourself a wordsmith? Do anagrams make you as jolly as a JubJub? Do you yearn to improve your vocabulary (or simply to show off your spelling skills)? If your answer to each of these was an enthusiastic “yes!” then I am happy to report that Neopets has a library of word games that can possibly match your library of books!

by privateuniverse
 
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"Neopia's Forgotten Settlement - Delving Into Neovia" by whale_56
For years the small town of Neovia in the Haunted Woods has flown under the radars of most Neopians. Hidden away from view by the shadows of the wispy trees that surround it, the quaint community is still said to be home to a dedicated cohort of residents, working to keep their distinct way of life a reality, rather than a relic of the past. At first glance Neovia doesn't pique the interests of many, being what seems to be a grey town, with cold aesthetics and even colder weather patterns. Temperatures in this part of the Haunted Woods barely reach 10 degrees at the best of times, never mind in the Month of Sleeping when I ventured into Neovia on behalf of the Neopian Times to investigate the lives and livelihoods of present-day Neovians. My journey began with a trip to the Haunted Woods and its harrowing dark sights. I arrived at dusk, greeted by a cacophony of cackles and moans...




Other Stories


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A nerd finds herself in the Altadorian Archives
Laura starts working at the Archives and talks Finneus' ears off.

by mauveandpurple

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Kismet's "Easy" Job
“It will be an easy job,” she said, Kismet thought with a groan as he stared at the fourteen swords pointing at his face.

by lugal222

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Avatar Goldmine
Whew, that was close, Rysony mused to himself as he made his way into the belly of the ship. The vessel was nearly packed to the brim, most likely with Altador Cup spectators who were heading back home after a very eventful weekend. Edited by rabbits_forever

by wizzkid_

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The River that Flows Eternal
It was nightfall, and the northeast plaza of Sunnytown was crammed with defenders. City guards in red and silver, Guild mages with shining gems, a host of civilians who had volunteered their arms—these were Neopia’s best.

by movie138music

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The Thoughts of A Farnswap
What's really going on inside that head...

by catgrace01

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Angry Kadoatie
He just wanted a gourmet option!

by kiwigoddesskimmie



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