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The Origins of Chuffer Bob - An Exclusive!

Most Neopians have heard of the infamous Chuffer Bob, one of the Cheat! Masters. But how did he get to this point?

by sirtoofy
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9 MUST-HAVE GRUNDO THEMED ITEMS

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The Highs and Lows of the Mutants of Neopia

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The Tragic Life of a Badly Named Unconverted Mutant Buzz

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Help for Those in Need

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by yautja_warrior
 
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The Origins of Chuffer Bob - An Exclusive!



Most Neopians have heard of the infamous Chuffer Bob, one of the Cheat! Masters. They know him as a larger-than-normal Meerca with an insatiable appetite. He really loves eating and his most infamous quote is “Caution: This body makes extra-wide turns!” But how did Chuffer Bob get to this point? We know from the Neopedia that he wasn’t always this large, nor was he always a good eater. In fact, as he says, his mother used to feed him healthy food, including fava beans, but he would feed them to their pet Snorkle. Well, a reliable source has come forward to reporter SirToofy with an inside scoop on the life of Chuffer Bob.



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