A Yurble stole my cinnamon roll!

Circulation: 145,521,815

Issue: 253 | 18th day of Hiding, Y8

Comics

	Smurt! What did one abominable snowball say to the other? Art by kalis_coraven by havenlad
	Flapdoodle The easy way to attach a petpetpet... by obviousfakename
	Relative Disturbances Ugh... Story by char_gal4 by eevee_girl133
	Food Relations Pteri = Omelette?!? by dragon_nut64
	An Angelic Odor I think it's just you. Idea by beruin by jjjellybean121
	Breakfast Troubles I've had enough! by pixiepuff
	Money Tree Madness It's better to earn things yourself. by iwoof
	Shark!! Run for the shore! by zenwe
	Neopian Villain Plushies nod nod by komodo_matta
	Hopping? Was there an event going on? by mcgirlcat
	Pixelated Oh, how evil. by lauren1067216
	Random Melon #1: Imposter! Hey, this isn't the Tombola Man! by dragon_luvur
	Standing Ovation: Return of the Pie Just one more reason not to leave my pets unsupervised.... by rebels_last_stand
	Another Comic Without a Name Resources, huh..? o_O by hedesku
	Lucky My Foot I got it from Zeon. Why...? by shadowgem101
	Z0MG! Durian Power It's not just the spikes... it's the smell. by xxkesenaitsumixx
	Haumpuafu Yuck! I'm not eating one of those!! by puppyluverz
	Insanity (When Battling Meuka) What's underneath all that tough snot + the secret to defeating Meuka... by vietbabi07
	Speck the Speckled ... I'm bored. by cheetah_kougra
	Disturbeded Well, she DOES have a point... by disturbeded_banana
	AsianPotato To be continued... by princton_fan
	Vapsea Splash Some lost things could be near... very near... by vulava101
	Little Orby Above Altador... by tashni
	Simply Stunning Oh, the injustice... by tess_pricklyflower
	A Random Comic DYING, dying, dead, or not. by bluey_doodles
	Hands... Are you SURE you know where we're going? by buchler2
	Chia Chronicles ~ Gooseberry! I just LOVE the Gooseberry Chia!!! by sharie366
	Define Idiocy No one is safe. by darkness1300
	Neopet Sketches I said "most," didn't I? by eveningdreamer
	Petpet Faults; Rockin' with Fire Fire has learnt a very important lesson... Also by seeing_starz932 by thisistehdan
	Kawaii - Narcissism ...Duh. by crow213
	A Case of Mistaken Identity You are so lazy! by solarina
	What Goes Around, Comes Around: The Grundo Leader The Grundo Leader attacks!!! He steals 'Spyder.' by ebolakitty

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Righting himself in his chair some more, he spoke. His voice came out in an impressive, chilling rasp, scraping upon the air like a rusted knife. "Arr, so ye're lookin' fer a tale, are ye? A tale to whisk ye away from this miserable old hole? Well sit back, buckoes, and keep yer measly ears open if ye think ye're man enough to stand tha horrors I'm about to be a-tellin' ye."

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Soup's Up!
Kela sighed. "I'll come with you to this wheel then. Just don't expect me to be enthusiastic, because I'm not in the mood, alright?"

by bellababy265

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Dawn of Darkness: The Beginning
With a bow of the head, Val rushed out of her mistress' quarters and onto the bustling streets of Meridell...

by arrielle5

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Caring for Your Marafin: An Exclusive Guide
If you've got the time and finances for one of these persnickety little Petpets, you need to know the basics. After all, your Marafin(s) can only thrive under very specific conditions.

by liraelforever

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Ditching Insidious Gifs: Overcoming Avatar Addiction
You have to be good at EVERYTHING on the site to even begin collecting. Games, restocking, having a lot of money (4 stamp avatars??? No way!), painted pets, expensive items, good battledome pets, and the worst part of most avatars, luck.

by incheesuswetrust

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True Sisters: Part Six
Cinpate decided it was time for us to be trained. He began, not surprisingly, with a lecture. Sitting on the grass in a glade not far from Illusen's, we listened as he explained...

by im_smarter_then_you

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Behind the Forbidden Door: Part Eleven
Flingon's head snapped up and he stared in shock at the children, completely overcome. No one had ever said anything like that to him before...

by sarahleeadvent

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