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Issue: 285 | 30th day of Running, Y9

Comics

	Reality Check There's no 'three years' option in the Neolodge... by xx_freaky_xx
	Spooky Crossover "The Great Neogardener!" by kai_pawz
	Or Something Like It: No Soup for You! Why is there Battle Dung in my Soup? by kittie_orion
	Scribbles - Mount You just CAN'T switch roles in some games... by _jakk
	Stolid Solids It must be a hard day's work for Sabre-X... by darkangel_neo14
	The Petpetpets of Neopia Super Shrinker 5000 by starlet12
	Snow Pets Aren't snow pets lovely? by lap_ghost
	Traveller's Tales Well, since when? by annasso
	Lunatics! POOF by gone_postal
	Off Track: Mr. Facey I can dance and sing and... by klipsan
	Me and Them YEOWCH!!!!!! by hamtaro6969
	A Practical Mistake... A wise Gnorbu once told me you should always think things through... Idea by edmarblecake by x_seabee_x
	Strawberry Adventures The adventure begins... by seel24
	An Explanation for the Unexplained: Plot Points Ever wonder why it takes so long? Also by riggs4ever by thunderwolfcrys
	Idle Chatter Please queue for Santa. by party_hobbit
	Island's Tales It isn't wise to bully your little brother... by juliaduarte
	Pint-Sized There's something familiar about Bazatlans... by lachtaube
	Dirt, or Paint? Can you imagine how much these vain Unis enjoy April Fool's Day? ^^ by wirlhwind
	And the Meepits Outgrabe Ooooh, she's so cuuute...! by kittylin
	Beware the Meepits! sigh by cnmarine
	the Gryphon Files Shh... don't go waving that around! by light_element94
	What Jhudora Does For Fun... Who says voodoo dolls are just nonsense? by fruitcupandspoons
	Whoot! SQUEE! by linnipooh
	A Warrior's Quest It seems like the elders do not always send you to the right place. by ukitate
	Pointless Nonsense - Faerie Wars Did you hear about the Faerie Wars thing? by petfriendamy
	Oh, wow... "Happy April Fools Day, Dummy" Your shoelace is untied. by starburst_hamstar
	Evil Feepit #16 And that's why you don't have any friends... by fmoura_98
	Meow? EARTH IS INVADING!!! by edddibgaz
	Plushie Randomness ?! by goodie_2shoe8
	Knick Knack - Faerie Wars Why did you choose Storm's side? Art by ghostkomorichu by pokemon_lunatic
	The Not-So-Sweet Smell of Failure Support WATER! Sign up here! Also by bird_brain312 by manda314
	The Happiest Quiggle So the new plot began with a bang, otherwise known as the exploding pie incident. by nut862
	SHH!Comics The End. by ravenatore
	Niki & Niko: April Fools Day I must find something to play a trick on Niki today... Art by ximera by nikitachi
	Shiny: Faerie Wars Hey! Aren't you Glare from the new Faerie Wars plot? by tamia_silverwing

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"Welcome To Monday" by tazmanianunicorn
Breakfast is burned toast and scorched eggs courtesy of your loving Neopets who have decided to pursue careers as amateur chefs. You spend most of breakfast time trying to remove the Angelpuss clinging to your pant leg with a death grip because SOMEONE forgot to fill her dish...

Other Stories

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The Elderly Delinquents: Rumble at Roo Oaks
"What's so darn funny?" grumbled Manny with a huff of annoyance. "You kids today, all smiles and no hard work..."

by simsman24000

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The Tomamu Dilemma
"It's super-simple! All we have to do is lay out a blanket, put up a sign that says, 'Leave your Tomamu to be cared for here', and play with other people's Petpets all day!"

by yaya269101

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A Conundrumming Interview
I brought a master conundrum solver just in case our favorite Lenny begins blabbering in the way he seems to love to puzzle us with...

Also by xxxtattooxxx

by lions_critters

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Interview With a (Reformed) Chiavore
A happy Chia is an undigested Chia!

by carrotopian

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Legacy of Ice: Part Two
The Wocky was now returning the insect's look of surprise. He didn't seem to be a mean pet; did that mean he was a good one? Most good pets were polite, though. She didn't know what to make of this strange insect who was a rude nice person...

by wascoolest123

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Guardian: Part Two
Rionex turned around and glared at Sage. "Mom, they'd still think I'm crazy!" she cried angrily. "Why don't you want me to go near large bodies of water? Why won't you tell me even who my dad is? Why won't you explain anything to me?"

by kaylamdal111112

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