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Circulation: 170,869,764

Issue: 395 | 5th day of Relaxing, Y11

Comics

	The Eaten Wingoball puff Script by marwanshah_13 by anatidaephobicneuro
	Petpet's Revenge False Identity Idea by _jen by lyteila
	Follow the Crowds Whee.... Also by sariphe by iloenchen
	Mutant Musical Something has happened! Art by devil_in_a_red_dress by kaddisti
	Starry Stuff Why is there an item with that name?!! Idea by mingbetty by marilltachiquin
	Neopian Questions Related? by the_slayer_faerie
	Meowspecs Four eyes? by james15912
	Light House Life - Goldrun? Can we go home now? by louishooper
	HOOPLA! - Quest Duh! by _pokemon12_63
	Petpet Fun! A bonding between a Neopet and a Petpet is always strong. by vicktoriavicky
	Neopian Life It's a Mibblie, silly! by permewey
	The Cure What's with everyone getting Sneezles nowadays? by leianidas
	Adoption Adopting your "baby" brother... by xlaq
	Darkest Corner I wish I could find a Super Attack Pea lender... by dark_elfa
	The Renegade Comic - When Meepits... Dress Up? You never know what lurks in the dressing room... by renegade_kitty
	Cannonball Barf Boat...? The PPL will have something to say about this! by sk8brdrme
	Scary What a nightmare... by yinna65
	A Vexing Decision This is tough. by can_i_get_frozen
	The 4 Tails episode 4?- I smell Cookiez ^^ When Xen sees cookiz he must have them. :) by ledgers_angel_3
	Welcome (back) to Neopia! I haven't been gone that long... by skypupgoddess
	Aisha Soup Cloudgazing by the_shii
	Yamisai 4 No one is EVER safe... by yoru_yamisai
	Nerfed Yum. by d0rm0use
	Chia Calamity #1 What is that stuff?! by u_uzzzzz
	Rightside Down Restocking made easy! But maybe less profitable. by cheeperstheowl
	That's the Way the Cookie Crumbles: Kacheek-Seek Nothing like a good ol' game of Kacheek-Seek. by pikemaster1
	Proles I think that thing's rigged... by cables
	This & That: Mnqo's Staff Don't ever mess with my stuff! by niquacoolk
	One Fish, Two Fish Best. Neomall item. Ever. by fish_puddle
	Utterly Impossible; Hopefully Improbable Oh - oh my... That's one way for an avatar... by umzz
	Bruno's Escape Looks like someone got "caught up" in the chase. by sliferosiru
	Freedom to the Funny Pages - Exploding Flour No, not THAT kind of explode! by nickulla

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"Petpet Talk: The Petpetsitter" by christmas_ice
Petpetsitters were the worst—they were a petpet's greatest nightmare! The last time Arnold had been stuck with one, he'd been forced to stay in a corner all day. He had not been allowed to go outside, and he had not been allowed to play with his Mootix—all day long, the only thing Arnold could think of to do was sleep. It had been the third most boring day...

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There is No Place Like Neopia
I started to look around the agency, taking note of interesting features it displayed. There were tons of posters of beautifully exotic places...

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Selfish? No Way!
"I'm so sorry to bother you, but would someone PLEASE get the door! I'm in the middle of fixing dinner!"

by sarah24hd

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The Best of the Best: Neopia's Top 10 Petpet Colors!
And you thought your petpet was amazing!?!

by k99366

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The Altador Cup And Your Health
The Altador Cup can be trying on your health; how can you look after yourself?

by no1_tails_fan

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Teleported: Part Three
"Trinity did not run away! Balthazar has her. Hear me? BALTHAZAR. BAL. THA. ZAR."

by crazy_4_sushi

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A Very Neovian Election: Part One
Paperwork was the Mayor of Neovia's favourite thing in the entire world. Under his expert supervision, the amount of the stuff floating around the town had doubled...

by herdygerdy

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