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Issue: 485 | 11th day of Running, Y13

Comics

	Shades and Hues 13 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 9/15 by mstr_dark
	The Missing Vegetables I can't find any of them! Idea by gloomyparadise by lilyed
	Academese #5: Synge's Intro She radiates happiness! by prismfire
	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 9 There's food, but drink-wise?... by alagfalaswen
	Neopian Anomaly, Part 7 Really, just cracking that overused joke is proof enough. by lizica166
	Monsters Under the Bed "Sweet dreams, Saly!" by djudju22_8
	The Off Season: Diet "It's not fat! It's... protective insulation!" Somebody needs to cut down on treats. by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Revert: Misadventures in Babysitting 2/2 Clearly he gets by on luck. by charybdis7
	It's Not My Fault! It takes more than just makeup skills. by baby_gal14522
	Poor Woodland Pets... The downside of being woodland. by louise_the_zero
	How to be Annoying Uh, be careful with that... by smellsomebeans
	Off the Page: Xandra's Glasses Hey, look what I found! by supercomputer276
	It's a Bug's Life 2 I must be seeing things... by silvergullmon77
	Prizes? Well, I like them... by snowstorm4444
	Sweet Tea: Fishing Rink Runner is one intense game, yep. by _kawaiidesu_
	Contest Preparation Help me out? Idea by linds4y by whitehouses
	Well Played, TNT So much for that wish. by l_like_animals
	Kougra Days - Sick Jellypills! by _sebis_
	Proxi's Problems I don't know... Thade's jacket is rather snazzy... by meggyness
	Talk About Blah Blah II It's a Haunt Of Howl Hall spoof! Run for the hills. D8 by highwind20
	Neopian Antics #9: Too Hot to Handle There should be a warning label on this soup. by ahqua
	Chaos Fish Wings Wait, wings? by anhong_12
	Imaginititis: Sense Does Not Make At the Petpet Laboratory... by sakura02271
	A Smart Larnikin Ah ha! by sixpows
	Team Mayhem How is the Negg Faerie doing after the plot? Idea by omega_hobo_gogeta by dark_moon_blossom
	The Funnies: Gravity An important message from AstroVilla Staff. by penskii
	Artificial Aishas - Bigger is Always Better Can you draw me taller? by goodsigns
	Logical Nonsense - (shaking) So why DO Codestones shake...? by anime_kitten714
	It's Lunchtime! Hello, little one! :) by chak_chak
	How Habitarium Soldiers Really Fight Off Enemies Believe it or not... by silly_mistake
	The floating islanders- Violence filters Making your day more full of rainbows and happiness! by yankeesrule244444456
	To the Tune: Almost Abandoned Attic Oh man... Plot by metakitsune by xstarfrost
	The Roleplay Cafe Conclusion to issue 464's hypothesis: Yes. I HAVE raised my pets incorrectly. by purrfect_cookie
	Any Job Will Do - Part 03 Anything's safer than Dr. Frank Sloth... by crainwater
	AAA: Chic Geek How AAA got his new look for this year's Daily Dare. by charliesfriend

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When she got up closer, I noticed that she looked as though she'd been crying. Immediately, she pulled a tissue from the pocket of her woolen trench coat to dab at her eyes, confirming my suspicions. We detective types are real observant, ya see. "How may I help you?"

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