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Issue: 485 | 11th day of Running, Y13

Comics

	Shades and Hues 13 Shattered Purity Arc; Part 9/15 by mstr_dark
	The Missing Vegetables I can't find any of them! Idea by gloomyparadise by lilyed
	Academese #5: Synge's Intro She radiates happiness! by prismfire
	More Hardships of... Habitarium P3s Part 9 There's food, but drink-wise?... by alagfalaswen
	Neopian Anomaly, Part 7 Really, just cracking that overused joke is proof enough. by lizica166
	Monsters Under the Bed "Sweet dreams, Saly!" by djudju22_8
	The Off Season: Diet "It's not fat! It's... protective insulation!" Somebody needs to cut down on treats. by desert_gp_dragon2oo5
	Revert: Misadventures in Babysitting 2/2 Clearly he gets by on luck. by charybdis7
	It's Not My Fault! It takes more than just makeup skills. by baby_gal14522
	Poor Woodland Pets... The downside of being woodland. by louise_the_zero
	How to be Annoying Uh, be careful with that... by smellsomebeans
	Off the Page: Xandra's Glasses Hey, look what I found! by supercomputer276
	It's a Bug's Life 2 I must be seeing things... by silvergullmon77
	Prizes? Well, I like them... by snowstorm4444
	Sweet Tea: Fishing Rink Runner is one intense game, yep. by _kawaiidesu_
	Contest Preparation Help me out? Idea by linds4y by whitehouses
	Well Played, TNT So much for that wish. by l_like_animals
	Kougra Days - Sick Jellypills! by _sebis_
	Proxi's Problems I don't know... Thade's jacket is rather snazzy... by meggyness
	Talk About Blah Blah II It's a Haunt Of Howl Hall spoof! Run for the hills. D8 by highwind20
	Neopian Antics #9: Too Hot to Handle There should be a warning label on this soup. by ahqua
	Chaos Fish Wings Wait, wings? by anhong_12
	Imaginititis: Sense Does Not Make At the Petpet Laboratory... by sakura02271
	A Smart Larnikin Ah ha! by sixpows
	Team Mayhem How is the Negg Faerie doing after the plot? Idea by omega_hobo_gogeta by dark_moon_blossom
	The Funnies: Gravity An important message from AstroVilla Staff. by penskii
	Artificial Aishas - Bigger is Always Better Can you draw me taller? by goodsigns
	Logical Nonsense - (shaking) So why DO Codestones shake...? by anime_kitten714
	It's Lunchtime! Hello, little one! :) by chak_chak
	How Habitarium Soldiers Really Fight Off Enemies Believe it or not... by silly_mistake
	The floating islanders- Violence filters Making your day more full of rainbows and happiness! by yankeesrule244444456
	To the Tune: Almost Abandoned Attic Oh man... Plot by metakitsune by xstarfrost
	The Roleplay Cafe Conclusion to issue 464's hypothesis: Yes. I HAVE raised my pets incorrectly. by purrfect_cookie
	Any Job Will Do - Part 03 Anything's safer than Dr. Frank Sloth... by crainwater
	AAA: Chic Geek How AAA got his new look for this year's Daily Dare. by charliesfriend

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Flying Without Wings

Now whether you're trying to beat AAA in the new game challenge, trying to get a trophy, or just need help playing the game, this guide has everything you need to know. First of all, let's get to know the concept: The main idea of the game is to just fly as high as you can. On every level there are platforms you can grapple onto. When you click your mouse, the princess will throw her grappling hook and if it hits a platform, she'll swing up to it and soar higher. There are four stages...

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