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The Music Box

If there was one thing that Elon hated it as being forced into social situations and gatherings. Elon was an introvert. He vastly preferred his alone time to whatever the heck was happening right before his eyes...

by eracina
Curse Of The Kookith

Asha spent her night dreaming about all the things that had transpired over the last few months...

by zuniak
 
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"Learn To Code: A Lenny's Space Station Book Review" by superkathiee
Hi! I’m Ahmik, and I’m a Lenny who loves the pursuit of knowledge. My owner, Kat, loves to tell us stories about how she learned to code twelve years ago when she became a Neopian because she learned HTML and CSS to create beautiful lookups, pet pages, and more! I love listening to her stories about how she learned, and I decided that I would go on a mission, to go where no Lenny has gone before: behind the scenes at the Virtupets Space Station. As we know, the Virtupets Space Station was home to Dr. Sloth and his evil minions in Y2. Now that it’s an amusement arcade, Neopians are free to visit and have fun playing games, visiting relics of Neopian history, and talking to the Grundos that keep the place running...




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Adventure Bound Xweetok
I'm terrified of heights and the thought of getting lost. If we were to go to Tyrannia this would be our first Adventure together. We would need a lot of supplies!

by bubbles150

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Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice
At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion...

by liouchan

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Under The Sea: Literature of Maraqua
Today we are exploring Maraquan literature! in collaboration with weet_woo

by sessduh

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Awkward Social Functions and YOU!
Sure, you can have good food, friendly company, excellent music, the best venue Neopoints can buy…but sometimes, not even those are enough to keep a social function from becoming – gasp – an awkward social function.

by precious_katuch14

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Wishful Thinking
Today will be the day!

by cherni_chuu

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Random Oddness: Neopian Literature
I wonder if any of that knowledge comes in handy...

by mistyqee



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