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	The Remnant: Part One "Lockwood was very brilliant - and very witty - and very handsome - and very arrogant and very cold. Cold above all else. I would not wish upon you any quality of his, any more than I would wish his fate upon you." by jokerhahaazzz
	Oh No, Not Again...: Part One Quitting your job without any idea where you're going to work afterward is really stupid. by fuzzymonkey31

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"Never Buy Cheap Pants" by extralizzay
They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right? I was excited beyond belief and wore them that fateful school day like I had so determinedly planned at the checkout. The first clue about the massive hole that had mysteriously been torn in the pants...

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Never Buy Cheap Pants
They were really a bargain - an over-bargain, practically free. The saleslady rang them up to a mere 6 neopoints - how fabulous, right?

by extralizzay

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Sophie versus The Next Generation
One of his key strategies was to bend the truth to however he saw fit. It had worked for quite a while, but then Mr. Peterson had made the mistake of messing with Sophie the Swamp Witch.

by a_greenparrot

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How to Deal with Guild Wars
What starts out as a measly little argument can grow until it is a full fledged war that makes everyone feel uncomfortable and horribly divides the guild.

by incantationbella

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When Primary Colors Aren't Enough
A Neopian's Guide to the struggles of finding and buying a paint brush.

by smartgirl212

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Naptime in the Snowager's Lair
This is what happens when a Kacheek takes a nap instead of running away in the Snowager's lair! :)

by rewindness

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Academese #3: Chip's Intro
But he IS a freshman...

by prismfire

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