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Tesh and the Draik on the Mountain

"They will never truly live again, for they do not know what it means to be Neopians. Let them die as toys, the way they have toyed with us!"

by pyndragon
Watching the Sunset

Even though it became a habit, the sky didn’t always assume the same color scheme every time. Sometimes it had more purple, sometimes more red, and the inconstant routine made the sunset, if possible, more beautiful...

by precious_katuch14
The First Time I Flew... Almost

Trugmorik batted Daisychain away with a paw when she tried to grab at his cape with her beak. He knew the White Weewoo had a point, but he needed to get up to that branch near the top of the tree...

by elfwick
The Day Turmaculus Ate ME!!

I was always the adventurous one in my family. I loved to roam. And by the way, I have a chronic case of pranktosis...

by tenshi_sia
(Not So) Squeaky Clean

I'm not saying that my teammates didn't want to be the best. I'm saying that they took the easy way out.

I'm saying that they cheated...

by hugthepinapple

Spelling Bees and Bullies

Jen turned a deep shade of red. She knew her classmates thought she was a wonderful person, except on Fridays...

by cutiefluteyelephant4
Letters to Rosie

I'm sorry I haven't written as much as I promised I would in the past two weeks, but I've still been trying to settle in here. Hopefully this letter will be the first of many...

by dan4884
Dear Akkani

It always saddens me when I go down to the beach and I know that your beautiful smile and somehow haunting voice I will not find anywhere, no matter how hard I look...

by akkani
Kidnapped By a Wannabe Villain

In his fury, Sloth resulted into doing what he did to channel out his anger: he got out his crayons and drew diabolical plans with his bear, EvilSnuggler. That made him feel a little better; that is, until one of his assistant Grundos came running into his office with some bad news...

by animalnutz1993
 
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Fun and Random Weapons!
Ever wondered what is really behind those normal weapons? Ever asked yourself, "Where are those funny weapons?" or "Where are those random weapons?" Well, here you go! This article presents a fresh new topic about "Fun and Random Weapons!"

by ygss

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Neo's Law
However, there are also the unwritten rules; these are just as daunting as those set before us in easy-to-read vernacular. You know they're there but rarely ever give them much mind. And whenever your thoughts are directed to the topic, it's usually in exasperation...

by 4zure

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Cylara's Journey: Part One
It was at approximately the same time that the faerie was gazing up at the stars that Keija suddenly sat bolt upright in bed - instantly awaked from a very odd dream - with a rather different type of smile dawning upon her face...

Also by denimsweetheart

by doughnut215


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The Petpet Detectives: Case of the Disappearing Deaver - Part Three
When you spend nearly a full day and night on a pirate ship, you learn a lot of things...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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Earn Your Stripes
Pay attention in science, children.

by yellowembers

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Better Than a Draik Egg
Believe it.

by ooorianeoo



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