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Short Stories


What's My Gift?

Right from the start, I was a lively Ixi...

by turtle_squash
Singing Despite Snowfall

What good was it being the richest Neopian if you couldn't do anything with the riches?

by yellowsugardog
How the Robot Learned Love

He was a very efficient bodyguard; it was his primary directive.

by doeful
Is New Really Improved?

The special limited edition Fair Maiden Usuki – only a thousand were made, and it would never be produced again.

by geneames1
The Phantom Painter: Real or Bedstory?

"Come on, you two, get into bed now and I'll tell you a story..."

by sakura_crystal_wulf
Letting Go

"Babolino thinks you should take a break. That you should sit out of this year's Cup."

by o_liveandlearn_o
The Pirate and the Princess

No. He'd been told to stay put. And though he didn't like it, he wasn't going to worry his owner by disappearing.

by alhan_shadowseeker
The Techo Fan Supports Mystery Island!

"We've moved seats five times already, and no matter where we go, I can still hear him," an Island Blumaroo said with an aggravated sigh.

by jayo289
Sophie versus the Altador Cup

Sophie turned to face that blue, raging Techo and demanded, "Pipe down! I can barely hear myself think."

by a_greenparrot
 
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Your Dice of Destiny



First, you are given the choice to roll either one die or two dice. After your roll, depending on the sum of numbers shown on your die or dice, you will need to choose a lever or levers numbered from 1 – 9 in order to move on and roll your next dice. For example, if you roll only one die and get a 3, you have two options for the levers.You could either click on the number 3 or the numbers 1 and 2...



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Life Without Toilet Paper?
It's time to get down to all the clever items they HAVEN'T come up with!

by indulgences

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Popularity Is Just a Word
What about those pets at the bottom who can be created at any time and simply... aren't?

by mercyofthefallen

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Molly - Back to The Box: Part Four
"Sorry to bother you, but have you seen a lonely faerie meowclops anywhere?"

by orlando_bloom_bigfan

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Issue 400: A Confession - Part Two
The other royals, of course, were doggedly unamused by the spectacle.

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by chocolateisamust


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...and he changes color to...
...that's not what the purpose of an ant farm is, Lucas.

by axel_roxastoo

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AltaCup Antics
This is why goalies should not be made of Jelly....

by chagrins



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