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Issue: 401 | 17th day of Swimming, Y11 |
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![](http://pets.neopets.com/cp/zs2m6862/1/2.png) | What's My Gift?Right from the start, I was a lively Ixi...
by turtle_squash | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/323_snowager_lair.gif) | Singing Despite SnowfallWhat good was it being the richest Neopian if you couldn't do anything with the riches?
by yellowsugardog | ![](http://pets.neopets.com/cp/fns52f3v/1/2.png) | How the Robot Learned LoveHe was a very efficient bodyguard; it was his primary directive.
by doeful | ![](//images.neopets.com/new_shopkeepers/2143.gif) | Is New Really Improved?The special limited edition Fair Maiden Usuki – only a thousand were made, and it would never be produced again.
by geneames1 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/366_haunted_woods.gif) | The Phantom Painter: Real or Bedstory?"Come on, you two, get into bed now and I'll tell you a story..."
by sakura_crystal_wulf | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/401_cup_kakoni.gif) | Letting Go"Babolino thinks you should take a break. That you should sit out of this year's Cup."
by o_liveandlearn_o | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/happy/eyrie_pirate_baby.gif) | The Pirate and the PrincessNo. He'd been told to stay put. And though he didn't like it, he wasn't going to worry his owner by disappearing.
by alhan_shadowseeker | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/396_excited_techo_cup.gif) | The Techo Fan Supports Mystery Island!"We've moved seats five times already, and no matter where we go, I can still hear him," an Island Blumaroo said with an aggravated sigh.
by jayo289 | ![](//images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/354.gif) | Sophie versus the Altador CupSophie turned to face that blue, raging Techo and demanded, "Pipe down! I can barely hear myself think."
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Your Dice of Destiny![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/400_diceofdestiny.gif)
First, you are given the choice to roll either one die or two dice. After your roll, depending on the sum of numbers shown on your die or dice, you will need to choose a lever or levers numbered from 1 – 9 in order to move on and roll your next dice. For example, if you roll only one die and get a 3, you have two options for the levers.You could either click on the number 3 or the numbers 1 and 2...
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