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My New Chokato Kiko Life

Hi there! My name is Jaxylla and I've recently turned into a Chokato Kiko. My life isn't quite like it used to be.

by elmi164
Caught in The Middle

Looking up at Alvina, I smile as I hand over my latest find: a Bubbling Fungus. Alvina and I have worked together for years now. She knew me back in my poor days when I was nothing special; just a blue skeith with no neopoints to my name. Part of my financial success and climb up the social ladder is due to my dealings with Alvina.

Also by ily171717

by clemsonrowing

Just Another Day

I walked in to the bank with Archie as I do every day. I collected my daily interest, waved to the Skeith, and walked out the door. As I turned the corner to go check my shop till, I noticed a forlorn looking Kadoatie. Archie leaned down and the little Kadoatie wandered over and mewed.

by grimmbones7
Kads & Capers: The Petpet Detective Book 1

Life at the Kadoatery was a simple one. The petpets spent their time there in splendour; relaxing, playing, eating gourmet meals and being groomed and pampered. Each Kadoatie had their own private quarters, leading onto a vast communal space filled with anything a Kad could want.

by pedigree_chump666
Clipped Wings

Somewhere in a clearing in the Woods, there lay a cottage. On the outside, it appeared small and plain, but inside it was luxuriously decorated. The owner of this shack, a frivolously dressed Buzz, was gazing in a mirror while applying eye shadow, when a small Halloween Shoyru burst into the room, startling the Buzz and getting makeup everywhere.

by winter_pony4
 
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"Kads & Capers: The Petpet Detective Book 1" by pedigree_chump666
Life at the Kadoatery was a simple one. The petpets spent their time there in splendour; relaxing, playing, eating gourmet meals and being groomed and pampered. Each Kadoatie had their own private quarters, leading onto a vast communal space filled with anything a Kad could want. There were towering piles of plush pillows for them to rest upon, a grooming station where a wash, brush or fur-trim was available at the touch of a button, and a play area so full of toys and hidey-holes that the Kadoaties could never get bored. The Kadoaties were very sought after petpets, and only the richest pets in all of Neopia could afford to own one. In fact, Kadoaties were so rare that most Neopets had never actually seen one in person, and they would flock to the Kadoatery to feed the petpets any food they desired through the bars. The Kads knew each other well; their owners were rich and important Neopets that were often away on business or holiday, leaving them in the care of the Kadoatery Crew. Zug and Ziv were there most frequently; they were twin green Kads that wore different coloured bow ties so they could be told apart, however those that knew them would never get the quiet Zug confused with his loud-mouthed brother. Currently they were the only Kads awake; another few were asleep in their rooms and they knew more were on their way. Every year on the 5th day of the Month of Relaxing, Baroness Oakhill hosted the wealthiest and most notable figures in Neopia aboard her magnificent ship for a weeklong cruise, and all of the guests would be bringing their precious Kads to the Kadoatery to be looked after for the duration. “… and I bet the Giant Omelette isn’t even that big, I mean, I’ve heard that they run out of food like, all the time, and how can it be different flavours all at the same time? Maybe I’ll ask Jurgis, she’s Tyrannian so she ought to know, and another thing…” “Ssshh!” interrupted Zug. Ziv paused for a second, “…what? I don’t hear anything. Now where was I…”




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More Backgrounds We're Looking Forward To!
My original article listed proposals that came straight out of my head. I thought that this time around, I'd canvass the Neoboards for the opinions of my fellow players! What Backgrounds would YOU love to own someday, that don't yet exist? These were the top 20 suggestions!

by indulgences

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Autumntastic: Top Five Autumn Items - Wings
Get to know about the top five Autumn items in Neopia!

Also by foreverflyleaf

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KATIPO I: Restart: Part Five
You can see farms on the hills where future knights do their morning chores, and you can see castles in the distance where heroes plan their next journey. The fields of flowers seem endless, and the bright-coloured flags that dot the dirt paths to and from the neighbouring towns seem almost surreal in their mystical beauty.

by theschizophrenicpunk

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The Ardors and Agonies of Witchcraft: Part One
An explosion shook the manor to its core. When the shaking stopped, two Lupe sisters traded panicked looks, and went running in the direction from which the cacophony came. But it was already too late.

by hybatsu

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Yell-Oh
The happenings...and accidents at Coltzan's Shrine...

by innosently

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*Throws Cookies*
No... more... cookies...

by gleenut



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