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Learn To Code: A Lenny's Space Station Book Review

Here is my review of the five books I read, as well as one elusive, extremely rare book that I am still on the hunt for...

by superkathiee
Sophie's Leave Me Alone Notice

At the edge of the swamp that is home to Sophie the Swamp Witch, there stands a vine-wreathed sign featuring instructions to leave her alone in bold lettering. Behind the sign, forty pages of bark-like paper unfold like an accordion...

by liouchan
Notes from Kreludor

“Gotcha!” Talyca zoomed up behind Jemilat and plucked the glasses off the eventide jubjub’s scrunched up face. “Do you think these make me look smart? Also written by hectic_haley

by therainbowsheep
Adventure Bound Xweetok

I'm terrified of heights and the thought of getting lost. If we were to go to Tyrannia this would be our first Adventure together. We would need a lot of supplies!

by bubbles150
The Tombola is Out of Cash!

Authors Note: This short story was inspired by the Neopian book titled Out of Cash: A Tombola Story. Hope you enjoy my imaginings!

by neogal_anu
 
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"Notes from Kreludor" by therainbowsheep
“Gotcha!” Talyca zoomed up behind Jemilat and plucked the glasses off the eventide jubjub’s scrunched up face. “Do you think these make me look smart? Do you think they’ll magically make me be smart? If I’m being honest, my grades could use the boost this semester.” Jemilat ruefully shook her head at her sister’s antics. The woodland korbat was fluttering in loops around Neopia Central’s golden paths. “Stop messing around and focus! And give those back to me, I actually need them! You’re so silly.” The pair of siblings were on their way to the book shop to pick up the books on their reading list for the semester. Jem, the ever studious overachiever was looking forward to classes resuming while Tal, the hyperactive daydreamer was already mourning the loss of vacation time.




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Selected Volumes from Brightvale Library
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by herdygerdy

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Escape with a Good Book
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by homsar_eggplant

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The 'Surprise'
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by iluvlupes250

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Royal Pain: Neopian Literature
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by winner19955



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