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	Hidden Tower Items: Battledome Use Only? The finest items in Neopia come at a hefty price (usually in the high thousands, low millions), which most Neopians can't afford. But are her items only for use against opponents in the Battledome, or do they have everyday purposes? by wackedpoptart
	10 Things to Do While you Restock Here are 10 things that will make your restocking experience much more enjoyable. by xynto
	Say What?! There is weird lingo found all over Neopia. The Battledome, the chat forums, shops... One can't get away from it. by cdnshedevil666
	Twenty One Tips on How to Be Boochi Safe! If you have always dreaded the thought of being zapped by that little pink critter, then this article is for you! by illusen_emrald
	What Happened to the Grarrls, Eh? I have come to write this article because I am "concerned" about my species. I mean, have you seen the pound boards lately? Most of them are Grarrls! by triss_ze_swordmaid
	Storm Center: Cyodrake's Gaze Eye of the Storm is an extremely easy puzzle game, needing a bit of luck for some parts of it. You see, the Gaze is under one of the two hundred and forty tiles on the game board, along with its crew and a few special tiles thrown in just for fun. This guide will show you just how easy the game is, the different ways that you can play it, how you can win it and what does what. by visorak_commander
	Bonju Vs. Jhuidah Chef Bonju insists that his so-called 'Cooking Vessel' is unique, and he is pure genius. On the same grounds, I insist that bow ties are unique and I am a genius for inventing them. by iamskot
	Nameless Neopians Take the pink Uni at the pound for example. She assists thousands of Neopians a day in finding caring and loving homes, but through all those days she remains without an identity. by tucker_mommy
	A Rash Response to the Petpetpet? With the shocking introduction of Itchy Invasion into the gaming world of Neopia, I would like to suggest that perhaps we should all take the time to look at exactly what it is that we are shooting with that Pest B-Gone Ammunition. by wookie_bear
	Game Masters and Game Amateurs Are One And the Same Have you become scared of the link on your sidebar to play games? Have the trophy addicts made you want to give up hope of getting that trophy you have always dreamed of? Don't give up. Just start with the logic behind the madness… by itchyfan220
	Are "Special" Items Really So Special? First of all, they are apparently special enough to have their own category in your safety deposit box. However, they are not special enough to have any rhyme or reason to their organization. by iluvclarkkent
	A Tavern-full of Fun: An Interview with Dasher Soley "... An' there I was, bright pink, wearin' a poxy flowery hat, sat in the middle o' the PetPet Puddle, surrounded by dozens o' the little critters, with a crowd of Haunted Woods fans comin' down th' road towards me!" by rookina

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I shuffled from one foot to another while trying to put on an I don't know what you're talking about but I'll see if I can help sort of expression. Believe me, this is not the easiest expression for a cornered Lupe to make. I was just about to burst into a hastily made-up explanation, when Mill burst into the room. "Shelly! Bo's stuck in the toilet!"

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Cry for a Queen
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Beauty of the Snow: Part Four
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Pinky the Brave: Part Two
She had been having a wonderful dream where she was back at her Neohome, curled up and sinking into the soft folds of a huge, velvety cushion, right before the horns and the shouting voices blared in her ear, sending her plunging right back to the harsh reality...

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