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	Delightfully Frustrating - Hasee Bounce There’s a time limit in Hasee Bounce. Once you run out of time, there is no second life. The game is over. How can you evade this tragically short time limit? Collect letters spelling H-A-S-E-E, that’s all. by dimension_witch
	A Penny Pincher's Guide to Living Fabulously! My pets were almost always hungry and the only things they could play with were broken toys and blue Aisha plushies. But then I discovered ways that my pets could live fabulously, even with the lack of neopoints, and I want to share them with you. by wooper123218
	Slorg Care Made Easy Slorgs have serious allergic reactions to salt. That's why it's important to keep salt away from their bodies, but it's also important to keep salt out of their inner bodies, too. NEVER salt a Slorg's food! by hylakisweetheart
	The Annual Conference of Evil I'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year. by eriskigal
	Pop 'Em In Your Mouth! Pop these Top 10 "pop 'em in your mouth candies" in your mouth! by lurking_and_giving
	Dancing With Slushies A countdown of the most awesome (and moving) slushies in Neopia! by kai_pawz
	How to Acquire Trophies Some helpful tips on how to get your very own Trophies. by marlee90
	Charity is Like a Rotting Shoe The Money Tree is a fountain of wealth and charity... but wait, those bags of Neopoints aren’t growing out of the tree! What fraud is this? And why do most of the wonderful gifts consist of rotting footwear? by nut862
	Volcano Run II: The Return Glubgar the Scorchio is back, he’s bolder and err, he’s at it again! What was a favourite game for many Neopians has been released again – reality style! by dahlia_angela

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That was it. He had me interested, and I had to get some answers right then and there. Then, I did what any mature and responsible person would do. I yelled over to him, taking care to be extra tactful and subtle: "HEY CRAZY MASK GUY, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING OVER THERE?"

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