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Volcano Run II - In-Depth Guide

So, you're desperate to help Glubgar to find his way out of the pickle he’s gotten himself into this time in the return of Volcano Run, are you?

by mzkimmi
Games and the Board: The Perfect Formula?

The game board is a spectacular area to find and ask for tips from fellow Neopians. From the very experienced to the similarly confused you can get many, many replies that will reveal some of the most useful tips you will ever find!

by godsowngodzilla
Top 10 Worst Neopian Jobs

We see them every day. Those poor, tortured Neopian souls with the absolute WORST jobs ever.

by x_boomerang_energy_x
Forever Whirling: The Lost Desert Fruit Machine

The Fruit Machine is a Lost Desert daily attraction that allows each Neopian family one free spin per day. Though many are simply advised to have better luck tomorrow, prizes range from desert food to Battledome items, to paintbrushes...

by ampolin1
Why Isn't Anyone Joining My Guild? (Part 2)

There are numerous factors. This time I dedicate my piece to a person who ultimately makes or breaks a newborn guild: the leader.

by squekepiggie123
Into Defending?

In the game, you will have a number of neopets pictures and a question presented to you. To answer the question, click on the picture of the correct answer.

by georgina_248
Turmac Roll: A History

Never once, in my two years of playing the game has that thing EVER grown. It makes no sense! If the instructions say the thing will grow, then gosh darn it, it should grow!

by sarcaism7
Neopian Guide to Spacecraft

After spending some time studying (joyriding *cough*) the various spacecraft used by Kreludor and Neopia alike, I've compiled this list of ships for use by a skilled pilot...

by sparkie399
The Top 10 Most Common Mistakes Lookup Makers Make

Of course, we are only scratching the surface of the mistakes people tend to make while creating their masterpieces, but here are the most detrimental...

by derangedsmile
Morguss: Behind the Ugly

We're here at the edge of Darigan Citadel, which isn't exactly the safest place to be standing.

Also by extreme_fj0rd

by dan4884

 
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"Why Battle Ducks' Eyes Bulge" by staticbaby337
"Soon Duckkles saved up her neopoints and bought as many battle ducks as she could lay her hands on. When she ran out of neopoints, she went and played games until she earned enough to buy all the battle ducks in Neopia. She restocked for her shop for hours, trying to earn more..."




Other Stories


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The Development of Petpet Cannonball
All of the petpets cowered in fear, hearing the stampede of wooden peg legs and thick boots from above. The young ones in the small pit huddled as close as possible to the veterans...

by ladysnowfairy

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The Case of the Elusive X
The red Grarrl folded his arms and stared back at the Mynci. "We'll go through it again, then. I repeat, where were you last Monday night?"

by katiesheffield

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Revisited: Part Seven
As the ghost finished his sentence, the Kyrii returned with perfect timing. "We're trapped," he said solemnly, clearly not wanting to disclose this unfortunate information...

by puppy200010

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Legend Seekers: Mysterious Magic - Part Two
The air was suddenly full of sounds – all loud, but none crisp or clear. The howling of the wind, the steady thump-thump-thump of Pemero's pulse as he stood half-paralyzed and a primal, heart-rending shriek...

by yatomiyuka

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Grasping At Shadows: Why Short Hair?
Inspired by true events! 8D

by mindsend

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Disturbeded
A cupcake conspiracy?

by disturbeded_banana



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