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Top 10 Neopian Noodles

If you love noodles even half as much as I do, you will really fall into your bowl over my list of Neopia's top ten noodles!

by dustbunnie201
Don't Eat My Chia: The Scoop on Fruit Chia Ownership

Now I know what you might be thinking, a fruit pet?

by xanthopsia
Hannah and the Caves

Leilei and I have gotten together today talk to a rather famous Usul about her games. Please give a warm welcome to Hannah the Usul!

by terabithian
Tea Time With Granny

Granny's got some wisdom to impart to you young Neopians. I haven't been around all these years for nothing, alright! So, listen up!

by jocelyn_joy
Adjusting to Life on the Small Side

There are a number of things to keep in mind after your beloved pet becomes a baby again.

by marauder_on_da_loose
On Turning 11 Neo Years Old

I've been looking back at all the things I've seen and done in and around Neopia.

by evile_princess
How To Recover From Missing Issue #550

You aren't necessarily a worse writer than anyone who got published in Issue #550.

by ellbot1998
 
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"Vision in Sight" by flerpers
Our protagonist, Thoguh the Tyrannian JubJub, was once again stumbling through his morning routine. Thoguh was "blessed" with extremely thick, dark eyebrows, leaving his vision blocked for the most part. "Why did I have to get my mother's eyebrows?"




Other Stories


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Unlikely Encounters
"I'm sorry, Nitri, but I doubt you'll ever be able to play yooyuball again."

by partigirl2

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The Legend of the Quiggle Runner
Neither feathered arrow nor mud nor distance stays this courier from swift delivery.

by kadface

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Of Squibble Berries and Olives: Part Four
"...It's been a long day," Brynn said with a sigh. "You really are corrupting Neopia's youth, you know."

by shy_gurl1983

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The Mystery of the Maraquan Ball: Part Four
"We thought the Mystery Island ferry was the right one... but that ferry probably doesn't even go as far as Maraqua. We need to jump off the boat we're about to get on."

by wingedwithfeathers

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Home Life
Who could be the new roommate? Stay tuned to find out!

by nickypanda

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Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Butterfly
Eeeew...

by shamaela



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