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Best and Worst Toys for Babies

Vanellope and I are here to help you find out what toys are ok or not ok for baby neopets to play with.

by vslats
Neopia's Hidden Languages

There are so many secret languages to learn about in Neopia. Why not see how many you recognise?

by chavo_guerrero
A Neopian's Guide to Draiks

Draiks are lovely little dragons, and are hatched through Draik eggs, which come in a multitude of colors, like basic colors, ice, pirate, and even zombie! But they're certainly not easy to get, and even harder to take care of!

by bencat52
Mysteries of the Colors: Baby Pteris

This little darling utilizes the magic of the Baby color to change into a sweet little egg form.

by icyowl
Reasons to Speed-Train into the Secret Ninja School

Do you think the Secret Ninja School is only for super strong pets and it's too early for you to think about it? Well, that's not true.

Idea by silly_mistake

by chrystal_218

Inexpensive Wearables for the Everyday Neopian

You'll be paying the price; the cheapest price, that is!

by crymetothemoon
Assessing Assignment 53

If you fail, the commander will begin to practice his singing, and trust me, NO ONE wants to hear that... So pay attention!

Also by justlilly

by moocowalex

Cybunny Carnival: 10 Playful Cybunny Inspired Items

Here are some Cybunny inspired gift suggestions to celebrate this special occasion!

by chomby_fanatic2
Confessions of an Auction Sniper

Finally, just one minute left! There is a flurry of bids, but you are always one-step ahead...

by mandyguido
10 Ways to Support Your Faction

Move onward to the brightness that's ahead of you and put this loss behind you!

by chestnuttiger787
 
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Reasons to Speed-Train



Let's first review the ways by which you can train your pet's stats with absolute control – that is, no lab ray. There are currently three training schools: Cap'n Threelegs' Swashbuckling Academy in Krawk Island for pets up to level 40 and paid with dubloons, Mystery Island Training School for pets up to level 250 and paid with regular codestones, and Secret Ninja Training School, which is just behind the regular MI school, only...



Other Stories


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Righting the Moral Order of the Universe
As I have been reminding my owner all day, I am supposed to be having a vacation that is worth writing a report about. Instead of doing that, we had a disagreement about my allowance and now I'm trying to think of a clever way to write a report about nothing.

by oseyeris

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Still
I got the test back and I stared long, hard, forcefully, as if to scare the grade off the paper.

by nativsis

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The Keepers: Part Two
Kendrick woke in the middle of the night after his first day in Brightvale to an eerie noise - like cogs turning round and round beneath his bed.

by kandeegrrl

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The Royal Reputation: Part Three
Ding thought about this. "Okay," he finally said. "Can you tell me what's wrong now?"

I looked at him. "No," I said quietly, turning my head away. "I- I can't. It would make everything worse."

by flames_unleashed


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Hoarding
From the most profitable shop

by irasshai

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Nice to Meet You
And you smell nice.

by andy94174



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