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Issue: 847 | 9th day of Storing, Y20 |
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 | On Foot: A Guide to the Hiking Trails of NeopiaNeopia is a diverse world, with a range of different environments to explore and experience. In this article, I will reveal two of my favourite hikes in Neopia!
by kingfisherblue33 |  | Staying Ready For EmergenciesEmergencies can strike at any time and it is a good idea to be as prepared as possible. You always want to have a security stash deep in your security deposit box just in case the worst happens, like your pet losing all their HP in the battledome or a bad zap of the lab ray.
by parshew |  | Collectors of Neopia: An IntroductionAs the leaves on Neopia’s trees turn from green to those gorgeous autumnal oranges and reds we’ve come to know and love, it might be important to remember what the month is about. also written by breakeven
by tsiegred |  | Wonderful Winter GetawaysWith the year slowly drawing to a close and the days getting colder and darker, you may be wanting to grab a sneaky holiday before the Day of Giving. Here are our top picks for winter destinations, sure to suit everyone, and a guide of the best bits that you shouldn’t miss seeing and doing in each location.
by smilingpony |  | Gross Foods That Aren't as Gross as You ThinkYou know there are a lot of food items in Neopia - some great and some...well not so great. In fact, they have their own category called "gross foods", but looking through the list, are they really as gross as their name implies? In this list we wanted to focus on gross food items that we actually wouldn't mind trying out. Also by venom_creep
by yzhen_121993 |  | The Best Neopian Annual Events!!On Neopets there are a lot of events and opportunities that come around approximately once per year, and if you blink you might miss it.
by fat_hungry_chicken |  | Which Avatar Are You? Updated EditionSo many wonderful new avatars have been released since then, so I think it’s time for a new quiz to celebrate all of our new avatar choices.
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"The Heist" by werelupecookies
"Mabel...”
“What?!”
Cain shushes her loudly.
The two had lost track of time hours ago, but it must be nearing dawn by now — a dangerous time for thieves. A time when they should start heading back to the guild. A time when they should not be shouting...
Not like that’s ever stopped the raging wildfire that is Mabel Ellis.
The always-irritated yellow Aisha whips her head around to look Cain dead in the eyes, tossing her thick black hair over her shoulder with the motion, a snaggletoothed scowl glued tight to her tired face. She’s still got her left hand outstretched, her fingers now curled like claws, reaching desperately for a brilliant jade and gold amulet that’s set before her on a decorative dais, its every edge sparkling like haunted starlight through the darkness. With her other hand, she’s got a strong hold on one of the heavy curtains that half-block one of this room’s tall stained glass windows — the two’s only source of light in this moment — one foot precariously positioned on the edge of a bookshelf that is definitely not meant for climbing, and her other leg dangling midair as she tries her best to reach for the eye-catching piece of jewellery that sits temptingly proud on its pedestal.
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 The most precious treasure
Once upon a time there was a town next to a mountain, a big mountain, which remained in an eternal winter. This town was known as "The Mountain of Terror" because of the great mountain that was very close.
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 Zur’s Zombie Roommate
Rain was pouring and wind was blowing. Cracks of thunder blasted across the house every other second. The Lost Desert had not seen this kind of storm, in a while.
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