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Issue: 167 | 19th day of Storing, Y6

Comics

	Speck the Speckled What was her problem? by cheetah_kougra
	Paled Grarrl Tails You're a scaredy Aisha! by littleariel05
	SPLAT Wow! It's the Wheel of Monotony! by juliage
	A Superstitous Kau A strange new diet... by flowercatlover
	Fiz's Crush No! Not that one! by apanah
	Things I'll Never Understand Beware the Dung Avatar! by lightning505
	Growing Pains Featuring: Baby Bash to Sr. Smash by jvpcelebi
	Dont Blame ME Much better! by choclated
	Rational Lunacy: Bothering the Pant Devil BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER... by tambourine_chimp
	Comicly Random Why is Dr. Sloth called 'Doctor'? by kittidust
	CraZyness Asparagus. The food of gods! by celticdane
	What's The Point? Questions about petpet owning have been answered in one easy minute. by crazybluehair
	The Chaos Theory 6 Ah, the joys of being painted? by icegirl720
	The Aisha's Conundrum I'll show him... by loki_the_trainer
	Bad Karma What goes around, comes around! by koronet
	My Life With A Teenage Noobie It doesn't hurt them, it just makes them different. by rainbowface94
	Blink Blink You would think... by brennanoelle
	Simply Silly Paint brushes seem to be too expensive these days... by yoyogirl993
	Meepit Juice Break! Meep! Meep! Meep! by biggreenbutterfly
	Some Assembly Required What's the use? by prettypenny
	Random Randomness Too busy munching away to notice... by poolpot
	I Told You So... Oh look! It's the Pant Devil, Quick, run! by funandgames999
	Neo Cappucino 3 Happy year.... 1? O-o;;; by raptor291
	It's a Plushie Thing The TRUE first opponent for Defenders of Neopia! by thunderwolf
	T3h Praedius I've got your nose! by arttimo
	Patch of Heaven Fear my bad poetry... by rainbowstarfox
	Afterschool Horrors - Part 5 You are not who you think you are... by articuno_neo
	Something Has Happened I guess some armless Petpets can hug... by tdyans
	Scene of the Crime Owwww... by ickessler2
	Being Evil Isn't Easy More isn't always better... by chibi_zoo
	Lenny Sack And a wedge of lemon... by ickessler
	Extraordinary Boredom Sloth has his fears too... by frayed_promise_
	Sloth on the Rox The Seven Ages of Sloth (Part 2) by plushieowner

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"Project VIRGIL" by Scarrift
A pair of gleaming green eyes suddenly flashed to life from the darkness within and the Grundo clapped his hands in delight. "It works, it works! I knew it would work!"...

Other Stories

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Fun with Grammar
"We are going to have a grammar school, Pat, and when we are done you won't be able to write a wrong sentence!"

by hottamale0774

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Breaking into Alien Aisha Vending Ltd.
The Wocky smirked knowingly while watching the JubJub's face. Not because the notes were fake, far from it, and neither were they stolen. It was because he was such a silly little small timer.

by appaloosa500

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Find a Career in Brightvale
If your little darling wants to pull up stakes and migrate to Brightvale, sit it down for a few moments to talk about what life will be like when you get there.

by fjcormier

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Making Neopets Work For You - A Guide To Budgeting
So you think that pirate paint brush is an impossible dream? Think you'll never be able to even your NP amount with a certain borovan? Or do you just want to update your bank account to 'Ultimate Riches!

by tobasco_101

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Wrawk the Merciless: Part Two
"Wow! That's neat!" cried Wrawk. "So tell me...what am I thinking?"

by simsman24000

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The Case of the Lying Letter: Part Five
After I passed the Island Market, my attention was drawn to a little hut: The Island Mystic's Hut. There was a bridge connected to it since it was an island of its own. My curiosity got the better of me, so I cautiously made my way across the bridge...

by playmobil_is_my_life

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