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Issue: 168 | 2nd day of Celebrating, Y6

Comics

	Speck the Speckled What really happens during a game of Meerca Chase... by cheetah_kougra
	Totodum and Turtumdee : Gruslen Troubles II Who does he think he is? by huggsy_666
	Neopups It's embarrassing to go in there. by wicked_dragonite
	Neotails Scary news if you're a Neopet... by catsurii
	Stressful Slorgs Slorgs, manageable? I think not. by 4_ever_
	Dangerously Insane This is why you should never leave your pets home alone... by leah_51293
	About 4 Babies Funky glasses! by baby_faerie104
	Afterschool Horrors - Part 6 Why ME? by articuno_neo
	About a Pet Boulder "Being Cheap" by tambourine_chimp
	A Scrap of Reality "A Little Cute" by shikononi
	Jester of Non-Humor Be picky about the house you decide to pilfer... by jesterimp
	Avatar Difficulties: Kasuki Lu It shouldn't have been that hard... by fuzzy_green_glue
	If You Only Knew... Some Neopets never change... by mindela_me
	Version: My Pets Girlish figure? by blue_bunny_
	You Don't Want to Know... Run for your life! by _mist_fae_
	Homemade Phew, something smells! by fairystripe
	The Neo Experiment Is he good or is he evil? Nobody really knows... by mystic_dragon_4
	Jelly Chia Food Hmm... What does a Jelly Chia eat anyway? by arreat77777
	Dark Neopia What do you think you're doing? by dragon_spine
	Petpet Sitter You know, they really should choose their Petpet sitters more carefully... by looking_for_cybunny
	Not Just Another Neopet "Evil Peas" by everybody_say_moo
	Snowager Challenge That bad snowager... how I "like" him.. by firefree_girl
	Petpet Tails Comic the Second!! by little_hamsters365
	Neopia Over Used ...I thought it was happiness faerie not smelly faerie O.o by hyper_n_confused
	Brain Dead Haha! Look, Rytuno! He looks really funny in that outfit! by ashoryu
	Peanut Dash And They're Off!!... by cummi_is12
	Spooky Hey, a little help here? by ghostkomorichu
	Baby Kiko Adventures Don't steal from baby Neopets... by k_aren_z
	Life with Sparkalar This is why fire Neopets shouldn't eat Blue Bomberries... T_T by nestly2552chi
	Something Has Happened Not my day... Also by Ickessler>/i> by tdyans
	Icy Daze You're melting the snow! by bry_zee86
	Insane Sanity EAT MORE SNORKLE! by faerie_luvr_girl
	Comic Mischief Insults work against evil... by just_plain_tooony
	Lettuce Tongue I must be really sleepy... by i_hate_backstabbers
	Bucky the Babaa "A Very Traumatic Experience" by simsman24000
	Boo! It's the Ghost Jubjub! Everyone needs a hero! by gloss_frozen
	Just Another Day Addiction or Hobby? by twink_lingz
	Just Great Consider it done! by jeaniesofatso
	Oh Holidays Burp! by alisha_star11
	Major Malfunction #14 Muwahahaha! by moonxtal
	All the Pretty Bubbles The ultimate test nightmare... by naniwai_illusion

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Hard to Resist

When someone says the word 'cookie' what does your pet do? Jump up & down and look around excitedly? Whether it's a Chocolate Chip Cookie, Kiko Lake Cookie, White Chocolate Cookie, you always have your pet's uttermost attention when you mention the 'C' word. I mean, seriously, which Neopet’s mouth doesn’t water when someone mentions the word ‘cookie?’.

Other Stories

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The Pilfering Petpet
I swung my feet over the edge of the bed and into my fuzzy blue slippers. Well, at least one of my fuzzy blue slippers. The other seemed to have gone missing. I had a pretty good idea where it had gone, too. Foofoo.

by ladyarienwen

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Grey to Green
Comparing the state she was in now and her situation some time ago, she was simply pathetic. Randomly picking out a Neohome by the street, she stared at it blankly.

by clytiashoria

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The Lesser-Known Petpets: Wadjet
The masculine, manly, Cleopatra-esque Wadjet is a sandy-looking creature that hails from the Lost Desert. At least, I think it does, because I haven’t heard anything about the Wadjet much since it was first released...

by simsman24000

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51 Things You Should Know When Playing NeoQuest II
So here we are again... with a list of 51 things you should know when you play NeoQuest II; this includes info on its characters, and its villains.

by extreme_fj0rd

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Lost Legacies: The Amulets - Part One
Trev sprang onto another rooftop. This is too easy, he thought as he jumped onto yet another one. He nearly slipped on the expensive transparishield, but his well coordinated body caught itself in time.

by diamond_rox

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Retribution: Part One
One by one, right after the other, each member of the squad checked in. Ten in all, wingmates, depending on each other to stay alive in this mess of a war.

by child_dragon

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