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Issue: 381 | 27th day of Awakening, Y11

Comics

	Lab Woes I love the lab. Also by marilltachiquin by talei11
	You're Never Safe... Not From the Cricky Neck! BEWARE. Also by taz_241590 by elmisticosun
	Let's Play Snowmuncher! Bloat-B-Gone must be pretty magical... by harucho
	Floating On a Tin Can Hungry for knowledge by zojo_rocamadour
	Plushie Problem Uh... by ayaka122
	Never Too Good I am not a piece of cheese! by jackjack1234
	When Shadows Go Bad Did you just hit me?! by puppy_angle111
	A Day in the Life of the Young Dr. Sloth This is the story of why Dr. Sloth has never managed to take over Neopia since his childhood. by blueheron175
	Edna and the Ranking You're watching Neovision News now... by smockey11
	The Easy Way to Play Flycatcher -sigh- by sloshypond
	Sarcasm Hurrah! Story by janebellefontaine by 0rbiit
	A Birthday Present A Surprise gift by verob
	Too Lazy At least they're trying... by wilk_canine
	Doodlez BUZZZ!! by xx_alanah_xx
	Scorchio Check-Up A doctor should never see a sneezing Scorchio. by 33585jg
	Usultastic 2 IDK. by zellala
	Candy Pea Tragedy Innocently packaged candy, right..? by moonlit_fantasty
	In the Name of Science Petpet Side-Effects? by lombre
	Wings 'n' All Guess what? by artistic_cookie
	Prickly Potions? Finally the Space Faerie found a way to stop it. Idea by earls by moomy_x
	Neopian Mysteries Solved What does the Tax Beast do with all that money? by mariru2000
	Mischief Managed Neopets defies all logic. by icekitsune
	You're In My Way! How am I going to get across? Script by teuzin9 by gaby_marques
	Unbelievable! Jump! by maiinoki
	Who Looks Funny Now? Extremely contagious... by blaumann
	Flying Lessons! Be careful, you might crack! :o Art by ameya23 by confutation
	Welcome To My Life Poor JB. by jambammer
	Nerfed In Meridell... by d0rm0use
	Doglefox Duets: Punintended Get it? by oo_luckey_duckey_oo
	CayCaed! #2 In which one of the 25,638,901 reasons why you should never call on a Faerie is revealed. by kattrish
	Petpet Pals Don't trust Meepits... by ledgers_angel_3
	How Come You're Not Working? A very easy job... by exttravasa
	Petpet Chaos Just a normal day in the life of a fruit Chia... by methaydras
	Spikey Kikos For the easily amused only. (Thank you Mizikura for letting me use Kamahiro!) by leetmango
	C.H.A.O.S. Comical. Art by frostcrystal by precious_katuch14
	Lupeholes Faeries make HORRIBLE puns XD by minaimai

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"The Saga of a Soggy Biscuit" by saro_the_legendaerie
Luxor liked eggs as much as the next Neopet, but eggs three times a day for the last sixteen days would wear on anyone's nerves. "Hello!" A female Green Peophin was already seated at the low and decidedly unsteady breakfast table, sky blue eyes shining. Well, anyone's nerves except Holly's. The youngest of...

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So I Never Saw a Weewoo
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by symbolism

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Amateur's Guide to Wheeler's Wild Ride
It's the newest game to hit Neopia: a Lenny and his Island Faellie tour Mystery Island... delivering coconuts?

by you_are_my_happiness

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Cybunnies: The Proper Care for All Bunny Breeds
Basic and individual techniques for giving your little darling the best experience in this Neopian life. This is, in fact, everything about Cybunnies.

by redblocks

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An Unlikely Group of Heroes: Part Four
We ignored him, skirting our way around a crowd of hungry pets and towards the back of the room. There we heard a melodious voice chirrup, "A bit more salt, Pauline, and it'll be perfect."

by _lapaix

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Farside Base: Part Four
We were Commander C's outriders on a trip to a canyon just on the other side of the sunset.

by freefalldreams

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