"Commander Valka's Grand Mission" by rosabellk Valka had beamed him a transmission marked "Urgent!!! Read NOW or Neopia will be DOOMED!!!!!!1!!" that turned out to be a note asking for Xarthab's opinions on pizza toppings. Xarthab had...
Confessions of a Twiggermoose Every day about a hundred owners and willing Neopets come into the shop. I remain unnoticed, usually, but that can all change.
Commander Valka's Grand Mission The biggest crisis Valka had dealt with in months involved what toppings to order on a pizza. (After much debate, the noble Resistance settled on pepperoni and mushrooms. Gorix sulked for weeks.)