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	Muckla goes to school #6 And the quest to avoid knowledge continues!! by lovisa966
	Oh Em Gee, I'm MSP: Rainbow Guns I'm not scared... by shamaela
	M47h M4dn355 - This Means War! This comic brought to you by the National Neopian Lisp Association. by __bhu__
	This is Why - Healing Springs Ooops. Also by cinnamon_girl by aldurswolf
	Just Another Visit to Coltzan's Shrine I hope this helps! idea by manny_beats by louise_the_zero
	Dinner Is Ready! I'm glad... Idea by bananerr by glitterrpop
	Something Has Happened! You're kidding, right? Also by l3lo0 by madamkambria
	the what? a slight misunderstanding... by neorocket__xx
	Ode to Being Eventide Ah... the sunset. by friend101253
	Act Naturally Silly Esophagor, those are definitely not chili cheese fries. by cityofcolor
	NeoSmart!: Preparing You for the Real World... Neopets will never just feed themselves. Ever. by shellbentts
	Rolemodel Haha... not funny. by fettugina
	Scary Soup: Check it Out Letter? by raykitty
	Rigid Family Jhudora's got a temper! by askash123
	Cappuccino Hearts Too much sun makes you see odd things... by mikomon
	The Goofers Argh! Puppy dog eyes! by lintsuf
	Simply Dashing :D by aura_chan
	It's Kind of Hard to Be a Mutant Draik #1 "You know, I once had..." by valibee
	Another Comic Every Lab Rat goes through at least one traumatizing experience. by konakoro
	Random Oddness: The Mysterious Negg Help me understand this logic puzzle thing. by mistyqee
	Misunderstanding of a Transparent Poogle A transparent poogle mistakes Rutu for the Poogle of the same colour... by phyllismi
	Ventures #14 Inter-Mission Part 1. For quite some time now, Kougo has been managing his own affairs... by neo_coaster363
	Never Waste A Cake In the Lost Desert... Story by ruben160 by sk390

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Your Neopet Can't Solve Zaira's Mysteries

Your pet is likely to go on scores of mental side-steps, breaking down each character in the story and attributing aspects to their personality. So the wizard from Entry 8 doesn't like Brightvale... Brightvale is the center of all learning. This means that the wizard is too ignorant to be trusted with any Negg of vast importance, so they definitely aren't going to be the ones grabbing the Clockwork Negg. The blacksmith, similarly, was stupid enough to knock a branch onto his own head and injure himself... even without knowing he takes the Sand...

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Hanso strode through the streets of Faerieland with a jaunty step and a smirk on his face. He had nearly forgotten what it was like to walk out in the open daylight without fear of being recognized and chased by guards...

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The Lupe With the Horrible Name
There was once a pet created with such a terrible name that I can't even tell it to you.

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6 Steps to Successful Spring Cleaning
Read this book for a series of sound, cleaning advice and endless, endless bad jokes. Endless.

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Lazy Yet Creative Ways to Get Rich
Just follow the steps in this guide exactly and I promise you'll be a millionaire in no time!

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Greenglade: Part Two
"That may not be enough," Jacky said. "Most of the people here are born with magical ability."

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The Cenoal Chapters: Duties Reclaimed - Part Six
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