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Budding Trouble - Part 8

Neoschools are a thing, right? Right?

by jupebox
Issue 599

Weewoo...

by black_words
*Face Palm* 4

Your toys are everywhere.

Idea by bananerr

by glitterrpop

Petpets are friends, not food

but vegetarian dishes taste pretty good too!

by irasshai
Confuzzled

Advantage of being an expert in Sewage Surfer

by white_draigon
Pet Problems - Hide and Go Seek

Perhaps Hide and Go Seek wasn't the best idea...

by smilie99
Squid Slippers

But I like being a Ruki!

by cosmicfire918
Neological

"Clearly, there was a flaw in the design process..."

by nintendologist
Mamma Knows Best - Part 1

See? You have to run fast to play both sides!

by 0123kl
Sketch Parade

Appreciate what you get.

by glitt_
Neopian Cures

Tastes kinda funny.

by turquoisebird47
So Says the Slorg!

Would someone kindly inform Zombie Galem that begging for Neopoints or items is against the rules?

by supercheezee
Jub, Jub, and Away!

Next year we'll skip the balloons.

by iluvfyora896
Adventures in Apple Bobbing

That's where they came from...

by silvergullmon77
Use Your Imagination

What an amazingly powerful performance by the ________ team.

by shadowstrand
Kreludorks

Beach excuses...

by lilypotter
Unlikeable Sort

It's in their nature.

by keese_bat
Yooyuball Changes… Almost

There's been a lot of buzz around the stadium.

Also by kevkutout

by horse_lovee

Random Oddness

Many others know that feel, bro.

by mistyqee
 
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"Too Hot to Handle" by dr0pz
"It'll just be a quick interview, very general questions, no curveballs today." The primly-dressed news reporter Shoyru grinned, exposing every single one of her pearly, camera-ready teeth. "Aldric? Are you listening? Does that work?" Her clicking pen snapped the Kougra snapped out of his nerves-induced daze. Every year, every Altador Cup...




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Tales From Elysian Fields: My Dolly, Poe
The summer sun is shining bright as Gaz pulls the last of the party supplies from the pool house attic and onto the patio table.

by bug0704

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Adopting the Awakened
Well, I never thought I would join the Awakened, but here I am, KQ thought to himself. If only his favorite faction, the Seekers, had been available, he would have chosen them.

by cannizarro

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Breakfast! Eat Like a Champion Today
It's hardly 7 NST, but already dozens of players are getting ready here in the locker rooms, and the spectators' chatter above is growing in volume as they take their seats. "How are they all so energized when the sun hasn't even come up yet?" you're probably thinking.

by mojoschweni

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Dear Breezy: The "Obelisk Skirmishes" Response
I am by nature a Seeker. As such, Neopians sometimes ask me to explain the extraordinary events they encounter in the many fascinating worlds of Neopia. One recent question in particular comes to mind.

by raerleetintinabulous

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The Tree of Pillar Grove: Part One
It all started with a bang.

Specifically, the bang that followed the malfunctioning of a machine somewhere in the apartment...

by blueys45


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The Day After Lutari Day: Part Two
"Is it a petpet?" Bannok asked, leaning over me to see it. His words made me think of Callum, and I looked around with a flash of panic – but the vacana was fine, sitting on top of the beach bag and watching from a safe distance.

by aethelar



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