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Issue: 269 | 8th day of Celebrating, Y8 |
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New Series
| The Hoarders: Part One"I just can't afford to
keep four pets anymore. I know we had a lot of money, but it just kind of drifted
away. But I figured you're older, so you'd cope with this better..."
by ruff_zette | | Orbulon and the Founder of Symol Hole: Part OneUpon hitting the ground, Orbulon and the Korbat
rolled into the wall. The Korbat stood up and gawked at his severed chain. Then
his crazed smile became even more deranged...
by tashni | | Hissi, Come Blow Your Horn!: Part OneMaestro and Histopher looked to see Satch with
his face pressed up against the glass case containing the item of his dreams:
a shiny, silver trumpet. The tiny Hissi's tail beat the floor happily as he
looked at his dad with shining eyes...
by bitsy_dj |
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Gummy Dice Attack Roos
These dice are ruthless. Do you think they will stop at conquering Roo Island? My friends, when the 29th of October graced us with its malignant presence, we were in fact witnessing the rise of a new Neopian power. These dice are as bad as - if not worse than - Dr. Sloth himself. I decided to witness this terror firsthand and interview the wise king on the dramatic current events...
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Shadowflame: Snowfall A blizzard
had struck not long after she had set out to scale Terror Mountain, leaving Happy
Valley behind her in a haze of white flakes and wind. Her name was Shadowflame Darkhunter...
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Still Waiting For That Neomail Lost in Transit? Through the years, the NPO has had to get a new stamp licker every two weeks.
This was primarily because the taste of the Neopian Stamps were so wretched
and tough like sand paper that the employees would come down with a bad case
of "Itchy Smooth Tongue."
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