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Short Stories
![](//images.neopets.com/pets/happy/pteri_pink_baby.gif) | Torn WingsTurning on the current, the little Pteri swung
down towards the rocky shore, dangling her schoolbag by its strap. Contrary
to what her teacher had told her, she wasn't going home...
by rainbow_daydreamer | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/255_aisha_futon.gif) | The Fate of the FutonIt was a policy in the store that nothing had
a price tag. Apparently no customer had realized that this policy was made for
the sole purpose that Sam or his employer Max could make up any price they wanted
on the spot, depending on how gullible the customer looked...
by syprodrgon2 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/219_aisha_sack.gif) | The Same But DifferentSarah walked down the hall to the girls' room,
and the noise suddenly stopped. As their mother opened the door, Abby and Tara
plopped down on their pillows and smiled innocently at her...
by lightninglover34 | ![](//images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/260.gif) | How My Best Friend And I Saved NeopiaImagine this: you and your best friend are trapped in the
lair of a beast. A beast so vile, so cruel, that even its own petpet despises it. Now listen to this. That's what Miles and I went through. No kidding!
by lemmykoopa300 | ![](//images.neopets.com/altador/altadorcup/team_logos/faerieland.gif) | The Fearsome Faerie FiveLast to leave as ever was Amyriki, a young blue
Bori and Gomo's guest for the summer. She would always hang back, stretching
out practice time as long as she could, keen to make the most of every second...
by phoebemittens | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/xweetok_2005.gif) | The Neverending Consequences of Abilities"I told you I wanted to try out my new ability.
You could have let me! Then none of this would have happened..."
by animalw180 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/255_usul_cybunny.gif) | The Rainbow LakeShe had heard
a legend about a necklace left behind by the Fountain Faerie when she left for
Faerieland after a visit. No one knew why she had left the necklace, but Shani
and Riya were about to find out...
by 124456789xxzc | ![](//images.neopets.com/pets/closeattack/usul_usukiboy_right.gif) | A True Hero"Yes, it is I! O foul Count von Roo, release
this maiden from your captivity or you shall feel the wrath of my blade!" Sir
Chester unsheathed his sword and prepared to smite the evil villain if he did
not comply...
by olivia_2022 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/255_chomby_beans.gif) | David and the Fava BeansHe hated, loathed, and despised Fava Beans. So David sat in his seat, a grim
expression on his face, with a fork, knife, and plate of Fava Beans in front
of him...
by sweetie_me274 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/204_haunted_house.gif) | The Pink Grobrin StoryDon't... touch... the... pink... Grobrin...
by bootpelt | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/137_sad_acara.gif) | Dear NeopiaI feel a bit odd writing this, as I don't know
to whom I am writing. I have only felt this way once before...
by star_29791 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/255_kacheek_book.gif) | The Tables Have TurnedWhen she opened her eyes, she was in a bedroom
much like her own, but in some way different. She stood up shakily...
by jewishfaerie |
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Pets Win Big at Auctions![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/102_auctioneer_scorchio.gif)
Don't we all dream of getting that special Neomail from TNT, saying that we had the winning bid? Well, here is a short (well, maybe not THAT short), but sweet guide for you, showing you how to make more of those Neomails come your way. Welcome to the Neopian Auction House Guide! Here, cool tips will come your way, to make sure you get what you came for...
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Sophie's Petpets: Friends or Foes? We are told very specifically only two rules: Don't drop more than five
of Sophie's ingredients; and watch out for the hungry Meowclops. But I'm continuously
forced to wonder, is this pesky petpet really as menacing as the instructions
would have us believe?
by lolorianqueen |
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The Peophin Incident: Part Six "No matter. We're nearing the end of our little
treasure hunt, one way or another," Teirryn responded, gulping from his water
bottle. "We either succeed, or we die trying..."
by kyrinn |
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