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Torn Wings

Turning on the current, the little Pteri swung down towards the rocky shore, dangling her schoolbag by its strap. Contrary to what her teacher had told her, she wasn't going home...

by rainbow_daydreamer
The Fate of the Futon

It was a policy in the store that nothing had a price tag. Apparently no customer had realized that this policy was made for the sole purpose that Sam or his employer Max could make up any price they wanted on the spot, depending on how gullible the customer looked...

by syprodrgon2
The Same But Different

Sarah walked down the hall to the girls' room, and the noise suddenly stopped. As their mother opened the door, Abby and Tara plopped down on their pillows and smiled innocently at her...

by lightninglover34
How My Best Friend And I Saved Neopia

Imagine this: you and your best friend are trapped in the lair of a beast. A beast so vile, so cruel, that even its own petpet despises it. Now listen to this. That's what Miles and I went through. No kidding!

by lemmykoopa300
The Fearsome Faerie Five

Last to leave as ever was Amyriki, a young blue Bori and Gomo's guest for the summer. She would always hang back, stretching out practice time as long as she could, keen to make the most of every second...

by phoebemittens
The Neverending Consequences of Abilities

"I told you I wanted to try out my new ability. You could have let me! Then none of this would have happened..."

by animalw180
The Rainbow Lake

She had heard a legend about a necklace left behind by the Fountain Faerie when she left for Faerieland after a visit. No one knew why she had left the necklace, but Shani and Riya were about to find out...

by 124456789xxzc
A True Hero

"Yes, it is I! O foul Count von Roo, release this maiden from your captivity or you shall feel the wrath of my blade!" Sir Chester unsheathed his sword and prepared to smite the evil villain if he did not comply...

by olivia_2022
David and the Fava Beans

He hated, loathed, and despised Fava Beans. So David sat in his seat, a grim expression on his face, with a fork, knife, and plate of Fava Beans in front of him...

by sweetie_me274
The Pink Grobrin Story

Don't... touch... the... pink... Grobrin...

by bootpelt
Dear Neopia

I feel a bit odd writing this, as I don't know to whom I am writing. I have only felt this way once before...

by star_29791
The Tables Have Turned

When she opened her eyes, she was in a bedroom much like her own, but in some way different. She stood up shakily...

by jewishfaerie
 
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Virtupets Space Training for Dummies
Want to fly your own spaceship? Don't know where to start? Well, start here...

by profusions

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Sophie's Petpets: Friends or Foes?
We are told very specifically only two rules: Don't drop more than five of Sophie's ingredients; and watch out for the hungry Meowclops. But I'm continuously forced to wonder, is this pesky petpet really as menacing as the instructions would have us believe?

by lolorianqueen

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The Peophin Incident: Part Six
"No matter. We're nearing the end of our little treasure hunt, one way or another," Teirryn responded, gulping from his water bottle. "We either succeed, or we die trying..."

by kyrinn

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Past Reflections: Part Nine
I hated MirrorEyes, at that moment. He had abandoned me at the crucial time, when he could have made himself useful instead of vanishing...

by smurfafied1800

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Hilariously Unexpected
Maybe telling him how much his Lost Desert paint brush was worth wasn't such a good idea...

by greg_simon

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When Plushies ATTACK!!
*poke poke*

by meridell_magic



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