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Issue: 273 | 5th day of Sleeping, Y9 |
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Short Stories
![](//images.neopets.com/pets/sad/bori_ice_baby.gif) | True SightDazzled eyes quickly shot open, shifting. Did the storm finally conquer him? He could hear a warm fire near... but of course the blind bori could not see. Mysterious was all...
by fieryangel40 | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/tombola.gif) | A Bracelet, a Mask, and a NewbieI did what any mature and responsible person would do. I yelled over to him, taking care to be extra tactful and subtle:
"HEY CRAZY MASK GUY, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING OVER THERE?"
by tazmanianunicorn | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/273_draik_poet.gif) | Poet of the Haunted WoodsBefore them, a small wooden stage sat, and upon it, a rather striking creature. A Draik, but not just some mere plain type. His scales gleamed luminous silver...
Also by chivo
by anjie | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/273_sick_lupe.gif) | Why We All Fear the Word "Hospital"“Good mor-ACHOOOO!” Jake’s quiet greeting was broken off by a terrible sneezing fit as the Baby of the family (literally) walked into the room, handkerchief at hand. The Lupe’s eyes were tearing, his nose was running, and he looked rather annoyed...
by alexrae963 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/273_wocky_editor.gif) | Something You Know About"Let me read what you've written so far." She extended her paw and Coral grudgingly placed the sheaf of papers into Portia's grasp...
by lightninglover34 | ![](//images.neopets.com/games/tradingcards/29.gif) | White SandShe ran back inside and slammed the door shut. She yelled to her mother in excitement and confusion, "Arlene! Come look! The world has been covered in really hot sand!"
by masked_acorn | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/273_draikbrothers.jpg) | Brothers and KingsRyoran nodded. "Though I wish Mother and Father were here still," he said, referring to the strange deaths the King and Queen had suffered...
Art by imogenweasley
by dan4884 | ![](//images.neopets.com/nt/ntimages/218_library_faerie.gif) | The Unsung FaerieThe Library Faerie looked up, sighed, and returned to the crumpled old note she was reading. The faded ink seemed to sway along the yellowed parchment...
by goosher | ![](//images.neopets.com/images/frontpage/neggfaerie_easter_2004.gif) | The Negg Faerie's PetBut one Neopian hadn't left her house. The Negg Faerie was the closest to the place where the screams and roar had come from, yet she was the only one who didn't rush out to see what had happened...
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Headlines "A Bracelet, a Mask, and a Newbie" by tazmanianunicorn That was it. He had me interested, and I had to get some answers right then and there. Then, I did what any mature and responsible person would do. I yelled over to him, taking care to be extra tactful and subtle: "HEY CRAZY MASK GUY, WHAT ARE YOU SELLING OVER THERE?"
Other Stories
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The Annual Conference of Evil I'll be the first to admit it's not a well advertised event. Why would the Neopia's Greatest Villains want their conference interrupted by the arrival of heroes? And there's the little fact that the past few years all agents of the press have been barred. But not this year.
by eriskigal |
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A Penny Pincher's Guide to Living Fabulously! My pets were almost always hungry and the only things they could play with were broken toys and blue Aisha plushies. But then I discovered ways that my pets could live fabulously, even with the lack of neopoints, and I want to share them with you.
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