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The Lost Idea

The stone Chia's contours gleamed delicately in the flickering light. Upon his head sat the great hat, its stone feather curving...

by yoyote
Pep and the Great Turmaculus

"Ha-ha, you silly petpet, Pep!" she said, smiling. Her Christmas Noil was running around the middle of the living room floor chasing his jingly bell on his hat...

by 13wocky_lover13
Torn Loyalties and Broken Promises

It was today, the final day, that had excited murmurs racing throughout the packed crowd. Tensions ran high, for today was the biggest event of all - the hero's exhibition match...

by jjquil
Big Trees

"Do you know why we're doing this?" Janice asked Ever. "Do you know why we are planting this little tree?"

by violinoutoftune
The Grass is Much Greener

"Sweet Fyora!" he cried, slapping the water in exasperation. He laid his ears back and glowered at the specks of pink, purple, and orange that dotted the waves. His waves...

by 4zure
The Extra

I can only recall one moment when I found myself feeling like I was worth something to someone. Feeling like I mattered...

by jelleyfrosting
Neopaltropaly: The Last Allusion

The rule of the village was that only green neopets were allowed to live there. It was said that other colors attracted the horrible monster...

by amy112002
Double Crossed

"I have things I want to buy, too, you know. To do that I'll need money. And to get money..." A gleam came into his yellow eyes as he scanned the dark woods...

Also by dan4884

Art by nut862

by nut862

The Koi Party

"Nah, what could go wrong? So here's where our laser will go-" Apoc was interrupted by his brother...

by mystery_island111223
A Mysterious Fishing Trip

"What's all this?" I asked, somewhat pensively. Around the room were some packets of what appeared to be tiny fish. There were sunscreen, a blanket, a picnic basket, hats, and – oh no. There were fishing poles!

by mzkimmi
 
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A Forgotten Art



Potato Counter is not a game that gets a lot of attention. Initially, around the time that it was released, there was a craze for all things Meridell, and even Potato Counter had its fifteen minutes of fame. However, the interest soon died down and nowadays you seldom hear anyone talk about the game. You might think...



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by sweet_star06

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Petpet Adventures: Runaway - Part Four
The port lay before Folfeux. It was built on a large cove to the west of Shenkuu and the water glistened dully in the late afternoon light. It had only taken a day to reach, but already the small Juma was tired...

by rachelindea

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Sword of the Shapeshifter: Part Seven
The Kougra's eyes were harder and sharper than the blade that shimmered in her hand, but she wasted no breath in shooting back, choosing instead to let the sword do the talking...

Art by sarahleeadvent

by sarahleeadvent


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Fer Sure
I have eaten 37 Wockys.

Idea by destraenigma

by redlotusninja


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Commendably Done!
Pea Chia kites; one word - tiny.

by snuggles_n_huggles



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