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	A Handy Guide to Getting Rich the Slow Way Many guides found around the internet tell you how to get rich quickly, but how many will tell you how to do it slowly? by master_1_jedi
	Conquering Qwerty: a Typing Terror Guide But after a few tries I realized that typing fast wasn’t the only skill you needed to be good at this game. At the end of each round, bonus points are awarded for how accurate you are for that particular level. by incheesuswetrust
	Leaving Your Mark on the Neoboards So if you want to dress your posts to impress, all you have to do is follow this simple guide for finding the signature that suits your unique style! by sum41girl2k
	*...and Pop* Go the Balls!** No, not icky Zurroball or boring old Gormball, I'm talking about the sort of new and better game, Frumball!!! The one that might resemble Korbat's Lab to you at first, but don't fear, it's better than that as well! ;) by krysym
	10 Recipes for Hidden Tower Items For less than 3500 NP, you will be able to make any one of ten Hidden Tower items, all by yourself! Simply follow these instructions, and your pets will be Battledome masters in no time! by medanteth
	What Did You Say? Languages of Neopia This handy pocket sized guide is intended to help you learn the basics of many indigenous languages by examining each world separately. by horserider12302
	The Revenge But the truth? It probably does stop Scarblade from attacking our beloved Maraqua further... by peacenjoy58
	Music and Mystery - the Truth Behind Those Pianos But we’ve all asked ourselves questions about them: When are they going? Where did they get all their stuff from? by laydeezam
	The Ultimate Guide to Girl Unis Girl Unis are VERY picky about what they eat (I’ll explain later). You have to know what they like to eat, and what they do not like to eat. by unicorngirl383
	Mastering Hasee Bounce You’ve got a time limit! You didn’t think you could just keep those Hasees bouncing forever, did you? by nut862
	Investigation on Roo Island: Dice-A-Roo How MANY annoying Roo minions have bounced around you, taunting you with phrases like ‘Tra la la’, ‘191273 is such a lot of Neopoints!’, and ‘I’m hungry!’ ??? by deldrimmor
	How to Make Your Neopets Look Like They Got Painted Tip # 5: If you want to make your pet look like it’s been painted with the Snow Paint brush, play in the snow all day with your Neopet. When you come inside you will have a snow covered Neopet. by soccergirl1017
	The Pants Dance A unique, step-by-step guide on how to effectively taunt the Pant Devil. by infernal_kitty

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