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	To Pound or Not to Pound? Well, when I was at the Pound, I noticed that many of the pets were the same species. So this leads me to my first list. by fyregyrl
	The Top 10 Advantages for Taking Part in the Monthly Games There are several fun filled reasons that you should change your ways and give these tournaments a try. We’ll be looking at the top ten reasons to take part in the monthly tournaments. by sillyjillyprincess
	10 Ways to Tell if You Are Going to Be a Lab Pet Here are a few signs to watch for in your owner to see if he or she is suffering from Thinkius buyus labis rayis (Thinking of buying a lab ray)... by zoogerdame
	Trophy Adventuring CAUTION: Collecting medals and/or trophies can be hazardous to your health! Also note that there is no real cure for the addiction! by kidagakash_nedakh
	TROTRODS Game Guide of DOOOOM! You have to destroy Dr. Sloth’s fleet with your small, tiny, red, laser-shooting ship. 1 Ship against 1000. You really should have taken Latrine Duty. by antrow
	Kadoatery Denial My once empty inventory is stocked full of food. All these foods that were purchased right out of the shops are just for the Kadoaties. Their owners are on holiday, and here I am doing all the work... by silentbutterfly
	Picking a Battledome Guild I will walk you through the basics of choosing a Battledome guild and also show you some stereotypes of the guilds. by mysticdarkangel
	The Neopian Light Source, Universe and Everything! Disproving the theories of ordinary Neopians everywhere! by ilumed
	Does Sloth Wear Shoes? To have a response to this difficult question, I have interviewed several Neopians, and have gotten a number of different and much exaggerated responses. by priastonic
	Fiddlesticks! The idea of this dusty old crevice is to lure unsuspecting owners into the dark, claustrophobic hallways in hopes of treasure. by pugnaciousilliterate
	Jhudora: Naughty or Nice? That’s right, I’m at Jhudora’s home in Faerieland, and I’m here to investigate the mystery that’s on everyone’s mind: is Jhudora really evil? by dan4884
	An Interview With Jhudora With her very own day fast approaching, I decided to stop by and have a few words with the most misunderstood Faerie in Neopia, Jhudora. by devil1699
	A List for the Greatest Neopian Holiday: Jhudora Day For as long as anyone can remember, Jhudora has been the scariest thing in Neopia, besides the amazingly odd popularity of Shoyrus of course. by __jxhn_

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