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	Story Behind the Cup: Kiko Lake Kiko Lake entered the tournament as the underdog, coming from a mini world instead of an actual world. This team had a lot to prove to its critics... by samschelfhout2
	Confessions of a Neverending Boss Battle Champ After becoming rich from invasion taxes, Dr. Sloth has decided to go ahead and build himself a glorious battlecruiser. It's got everything that an evil green genius could want... by darkerstrife
	Worst Toys EVER?! o_O Do you know what toys your Neopets are playing with right this second? Owners may not know that playing with certain toys could affect the social and emotional development of their pet, and may even be hazardous to their health... by purplepassiony2k
	Cuddly Catastrophes The menace is among us, and its name is Chia. by pyrosquirrelx
	An Editorial - Tandrak Shaye Style And now, without further ado, here are the questions Tandrak Shaye, that lovable Darigan Gelert, answered for us. by skycrowmor
	Freaky Fishing: What We're REALLY Reeling In Have we examined the fish we catch and feed to our pets and the kelp that coats our yards? Well, this reporter has, and is more then a little freaked out by what she's found. by rebels_last_stand
	The Art of Pet Pages Pet pages. We all have 'em. But do we all use them? I'm sorry to say the answer's no. by lightningsock
	Neoschool Popularity Guide With these simple steps in this article your pet will know how to be ahead of the gang, be cool, popular, and rule the school. by scranamole
	Interview with an Edible Pet Hello readers! I'm about to uncover the truth about Edible Pets! Do they ever get eaten, do they even eat, and if they do, what do they eat? by jedigirl7288
	7 Steps to a Smarter Neopet: A Guide For Dummies Of course you have to pick which pet you're going to make smarter! If you only have one pet, then you're set. by jayandcourtneyk
	How to Win EVERY Match in the Battledome Firstly, remember to always top-up on hit points. To do this, go to the Healing Springs in Faerieland... by princess_cherie_1
	The Missing Links to Altador But, I still wondered: if Altador was right there on the other side of those mountains, why didn't anyone ever go to look for it? I decided to snoop around and figure out why... by dudedudedude535

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"Discovering Nobody" by thecandyandfoodlover
Sipping his coffee, Dr. Sloth opened up the newest Neopian Times issue. As he read one of the headlines, he sputtered and steaming hot coffee sprayed everywhere. Oh Borovan, not again! Yes, yes again. Again, there was another issue of the NT. Again, there was an article. Again, it was about him. Again, again, again! Hello! Aren't there any other things to talk about...

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