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	Beauty Contest Greens If you've ever considered entering the Beauty Contest and earning your beloved pet that sparkling trophy for his or her lookup, you might want to think again. by dark_goddess_rising
	Top Ten Most Mysterious Ice Creams in All of Neopia Caution: Reading this article may result in never eating 10 certain Neopian Ice Creams ever again. by neoknuckles
	The Guide to Getting Rid of Pesky Owners I'm sure all you poor little weak pets are all eager to have revenge on your owners for not feeding you enough, or letting you get sick, or simply - as in my case - not allowing world domination before bed time. Well, no fear, my guide is the answer. by abhobbs
	Ten Steps to Save Yourself from Sloth And you guys thought it was impossible! by wigglyfish
	Your Guide To Writing Fiction To start with, you might want to choose what kind of entry you're best at. by skycrowmor
	How to Care for Your Yooyu This petpet is beastly. This petpet is so full of pure evil many have run screaming from its malignant glare. I know this because I saw a picture of it in a magazine I read. Magazines don't lie. by iamskot
	I'm a Little Teapot... Tea has been produced for hundreds of years in Neopia, and the art of tea serving has been passed down from generation to generation of well-born Neopets. by 8311050
	Usukis and Why We Love Them They're dolls, based on the shape of a pet, who dress up in different costumes and are perfect things to collect. There are new and old, common and rare, but they're all very stylish. The thing is, how come everyone loves them? HOW COME EVERYONE WANTS THEM? by alice_dominique
	The Origins of Achyfi Instead of selling quality sodas, Achyfi Enterprises had only two goals: create a large variety of flavors, and stay in the public eye. by plasmashadow
	Collecting 101 Of course, the first step has to be to decide what you want to collect. You should pick something you enjoy, and something that is in your price range. by bikinibottom_5712
	Where ARE They Now? The lucky owners who were able to get this limited edition pet sometimes decide they don't want their Lutari anymore. So, they put them up for adoption. But, they must've forgotten that the lovely Lutari doesn't actually go into the pound. The question is why. by stopthespamming
	Shunned Shoyrus Shoyrus are the most beloved pets of all Neopia, with their big, adorable eyes, their long, smooth tail, their small curved horn, and their cute, delicate wings. Yet through all of Neopian history, they have had little chance to show their shine. by lunaquarrian

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The Shadow Acara awoke with a bright light shining in her eyes and a harsh voice yelling in her ear. "What's your name? What's your owner's name?" the voice shouted again. "Whisper!" she replied, but then winced. "I mean, Amy Rose. Yeah. And my owner's name is, uh..."

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A Game of Kou-jong
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